It was only yesterday.
I send PMs to steffke every night, thanking her for this amazing train. “Thank you steffke” I say, “steffke is godlike."
My dad heard me and called me a beggar. I know he is just jealous of my devotion to SteamGifts. I called him an IndieGala peasant.
He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I watch my 120-inch monitor, it's blank. I refresh the page and something appears...
It's a gift from steffke's train! I was so happy.
She whispers on my Steam chat "This is my gift."
She grabs me with her digital hands, and puts me on her lap. I'm ready.
I open my inventory for steffke.
She enters my inventory. It feels so weird, but I do it for the gift. I can feel my inventory violated and eyes watering.
I want to thank steffke.She roars a mighty roar as she fills my inventory with his games. My dad walks in.
steffke looks him straight in the eye and says, "The hole is filled now."
steffke logs off Steam.
steffke is love. steffke is life.
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I'm not worthy of entering the train, I mean I got the answer right and I'm proud of that (more like I'd be ashamed to get it wrong ^^)....but damn Steffi don't do this to us plebs, we're riding a train to hell, entering giveaways brings us one step close to an even more negative Sent/Won ratio where GabeN awaits us and tells us to buy MORE and MORE to give aways, to increase the size of our and others library, to fill his pockets with money it can't hold while our greed drives us, it wants us to hoard those games without the desire to even play them or even worse, it tells us that we actually want to play the game and that for the small price or our social life, we can actually achieve this goal....but in the end, we fail...we fail our own life goals, those of our nearest, those goals that we set and we procrastinate and that's it.
We tried so hard and get so far.... in the end it doesn't even matter.
Ok, I'm gonna stop with this crap now, noone reads it anyway and I gotta do something. (I should stop to skive off from work :P)....but thanks for all those giveaways you made in the short span of a year, you ROCK :D
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