Do you have a (human) significant other?

you mean my wife and 4 kids?

Waaaait. A human significant other?
I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with these implications.
My badger wife is as good as any other nonhuman bride thankyouverymuch >:C

Even if she is a little bit bitey, she's great at gardening!

I haven't had anyone for about 5 years... I just sunk a little deeper into depresion after saying that, I'm off to gaming.

4 wives, 3 gfs and 2 dozens of kids, I guess life is good..

All of the Ns in the poll make me sad. :c

Boyfriend and I have been together for just under 2 years now, and he even moved in not too long ago. Neither of us has any plans of marriage/kids - I'm incapable of the latter, and we're both atheist so the former just doesn't interest us. But it's made gaming together and sex easier and more frequent, so win-win. :3 Mine's on the left, his is on the right

He brought his little boy cat with him, too, he's the white cat in the picture. But my two cats don't seem to like his cat. My little boy cat is indifferent to him, but my little girl just walks up to him and punches him in the head and runs away. Though his cat has little more brain function than a shitting rug, so he doesn't seem to be phased by it.

I find it a little disturbing you thought you had to clarify you're talking about a human partner. I always thought those body-cushion aficonados are just kidding.

Do dogs count?

;_;

happy single <3 freedom after a long relationship
"Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose"

Yep and I'm mostly okay with the fact that he's prettier than me.

View attached image.

Used to. It was awful.

Yes and we'll have a baby girl in December... If we also count my 2 female cats I'm in for a lot of trouble ;)

Forever alone ;(

I make love to a potato.

Is it weird that I don't want to get married or have kids? All my firends are getting girlfriends, married or having children and i'm just sitting here thinking "fuck that shit!". I have a dog as my companion (like in Fallout), thats enough for me I think.

married 10+ years

hmmm. I answered yes, but she's not a gf, just an exclusive fuckbuddy. It's beyond fwb, but both of us have kids, and neither of us are going to bring the other into the family dynamics. Sounds complicated, but its dead simple. And shes pretty damn hot.

I am an old Korean lady, but my husband died during the Great plastic surgeons' massacre of 2003 and my grand-kids almost never visit me these days ㅜㅜ

Yes ... her name is Computer and she sits next to my desk all day!