GIVE ME IT OR I EAT THE CAKE. NO JOKE : http://www.techolive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/portal-cake.jpg

I wanted to be creative, but then I took an arrow to the knee^^

Edit: Sry, I thought I should make you angry, not laughing.

I should get it because I hate arrow in the knee jokes. :(

Because why not?

I own two valve games and I enjoy them so much!
I will be glad to get more of them and play them.
I know it is not creative but still.....
(sorry if i have bad english)

I want it because of reasons.

That and i need a game to pay a guy who give me portal 2...... and im out of money.

Quick question: what's the deadline for this?

I need it to research the effects of steam on valves. Ha ha, get it? Steam? Valves? I'm so punny!

Okay I have an idea but it really is bloody dangerous. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! For god's sake they told me if I ever typed this in I would die can you believe that.

VALVE DID AN AMAZING JOB WITH PORTAL 2 GO VALVE

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
Lara will do!

My belly is full of valve : P

well i have almost all valve games but let me ask you this...i couldn't find an answer to it so here it goes....

music ended and the man died... question is how did this man died? any answers?

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/850/001xlh.jpg/

I told you bro
I told you about those stairs

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me this pack
And I'll hug you

Because I feel so dumb when entire world, counting my friends is telling me "You should Play Half Life, it's like best game ever" and I have never played it ._. I know it's far from the truth, but I feel like the only person in the world that don't get it and don't even know anything about these games yet. Thinking about the amount of awesomness I have missed is tearing my gamer heart apart. True story!

because i love you <3

because we wants it! our prrrecious

I can't think of a shitty joke atm.
So what if I make you smile?

Would prefer a runner up prize if I somehow won.

I want it because, GLaDOS said I was adopted :(

I'm a poor emigrant from Russia. We live here absolutely badly, and we have no possibility to play computer games. In case of a prize these games will go to schools and kindergartens in the form of the humanitarian help. Only you in forces to rescue us! Vodka, Valenki, Balalayka! From Russia with love!

Crowbars are red.
Barney is blue.
I valve you!

//this just got really awkward..

this is how i got laid once, hope u like it:

plumbers are red
hedgehogs are blue
press start to join
and be my player 2

Mr. T, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have called you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in Predator, Commando, the Terminator. You must choose the governator." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God turns to Chuck Norris and says "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck Norris immediately replies, "You're in my seat."

I was reading through the comments and there are a few for the Valve Complete Pack and some for the other games. But none of them really offered anything. I on the other hand, have something to offer. I am friends with Raptor Jesus, you know "Only those with the most succulent livers will be saved." That guy, well I'm friends with him. I could put in a good word for you so your liver doesn't have to be as succulent as all the others. Anyways, good luck everyone!

i am serbian we are wise like falcon i need game to celebrate ethnic cleansing of bosnian they disgust me hahahahaha