Hi, I have 21 years old and my greatest achievement 'til now was being father. (Yeah, I'm young, IK.)

Edit: Wow guys I'm really affected with some stories. I'm happy readin' this. If you have some free time, read it also.

Edit2: Guys, I'm not talking about just f#$king a girl and wow: she's pregnant. I'm talking about being a good and present father. See him smile for me refreshes my soul. Who are/have good parents knows what I'm talking about :D

sry4thebadenglish

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I'm 18 and I haven't done anything I can think of that's special enough to mention

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i'm 17 ^^ the greastes achievement i have reached so far is to go to the store were my sex abuser works without getting affected of it. When i was 9 mine scout leader abused me :/ the police said "bring her in and we will teach her how to avoid these kind of persons". Now i can go to the store were this f*cker works and smile. Smile because i can see he "runs" away when he sees me. Apparently the whole town knows what he did. He got beaten up. The police didn't have enough evidence to put him to jail but my town supports me. They knew he is a really nasty one, and my friends cousins beated him up pretty good. Ethical isn't it right to say it feels good that he got beaten up. But i can tell you guys. Nothing feels better than knowing that people believe what you have went through.

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Wow.....I'm really sorry for you.These kind of people shouldn't have the right to live at all.

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I'm 25, and I launched a startup five years ago ... which lived until economic crisis kill one of our big contract :(

Now I'm finishing my Master degree and I'm preparing to start an other company :)

But congrats for your achievement :D

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I'm a failure as a man and a human and I'm hung like a baby hamster. Such is life.

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i'm 17 and i have all of them: http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/166086/FapAchievements.png

I'm sorry I couldn't resist xD

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That is a nice list of achievements. I will complete them sooner or later. Thanks for the list.

Sincerely, fapper.

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jajajajaja my fucking sides. that pic is awesome.

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26, finishing university and having a job I guess :D

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Having a job today! That is good. Congrats.

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  1. Got out of my dad's balls, wasn't my mom's mouth.
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I lold hard!

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17, and I've read every single one of these posts. Great read :D The two things that keep hopping into my mind are

1) Seeing articles about my Youtube channel on different websites, sure they aren't huge, but it really means something when you see other people acknowledging and loving your work. I was all giddy :3

2) Fighting back for people that couldn't defend themselves throughout my life.

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We need to read more! What about books?

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19, so jelly of you guys and your achievements....

My only achievement probably is forgetting the condom and then not stupidly inserting my pp into a girl's vajajay anw when I was 16...I didn't like her at all regardless of her nice figure. Now I'm single and having a crush on a girl for 2 years...she brotherzoned me :)

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Tell her how you feel, bro. Don't wait. Two years is a long time.

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she's too good for me, I am but a jerk :3 thanks anyway for your encouragement :)

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17, girlfriend for 2 years WITHOUT getting her pregnant (really is quite easy)

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I am 42 and I am still virgin. F.ck you all.

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Tell me people, what's the big deal about losing virginity? I know it feels good to have sex with real girl and all, but society is a bunch of fucking imbeciles. Why would you do it because someone forces you to do it? Just do it whenever you feel you like it, even If you never will, nobody gives a fuck. Deal with it!

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says more about our sex-obsessed pop culture than anything, really

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being a 23 year old unemployed kissless virgin who lives with his parents

alpha as fuck

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+1

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Ditto, tanks man, you saved me from typing that myself. Though I'm 22yo and I got some kind of a job but I'm on hourly wager and not really employed full time, so I can get booted anytime.

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im 25, never achieved anything, been trying to have a kid since i was 14, and leave my parents house once a month and never had a friend before lol, my life is pathetic, its my biggest regret and i cant bring myself to try changing. i guess thats an achievment xD

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27, the MBA and getting a Job at IBM

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Congrats.

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17, and at THIS point: probably just my steam collection sadly haha. Hopefully later on will be, having a good life and steady job

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I'm 14. And my achievment? Not being an asshole-drunk-pothead like everyone on my school.
Being at 200lbs and now i'm at 170. (Not much. I know.)

I know it's not much. But i'm still young.

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Hey, it's still something! Keep going, buddy. You're still young, and bound to achieve much more.

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You don't have to be asshole to drink and smoke pot, dude. Now blaze it.

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gg

11 years ago
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too old
learning how to change tube in bike wheel

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How about changing a tube in a car tire? :)

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it's too difficult... I can't remove tire :(

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Don't worry car tires have not had tubes for decades.

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what? so how do they work? :>

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The tire is sealed too the wheel/rim with air pressure.

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i think that's the reason i can't remove it!

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You can remove it if you just take the air out, or you could compress ALOT of air around it so the pressure inside is equal or close to the pressure outside.

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From what I have read I am the oldest so far. Have earned three doctorates, several master and bachelor degrees. Have helped send men into outer space and bring them home. Visited ever country pre-CCCP break up except two. Had a job once with a seven figure income; yes millions and could have retired in luxury for life at age 39 (but my 'trusted' partner embezzled most of it when I was voluntarily in a theater of war). What wasn't stolen was spent in medical expenses. I have been lucky too have lived through various wars and conflicts the last one placed me in this hospice with 6 months too live (should have stopped volunteering but that just isn't me). A big goal is I woke up today (and made the patient in the next bed smile and forget his pain for a moment). I plan to wake up again tomorrow and the next day regardless what doctors say (I have exceed the 6 months by 2 years so far). What is my biggest accomplishment....I forgive anyone who ever wronged me; even if I am still not aware of the harm caused.

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That...was beautiful. I salute you sir.

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Thank you sir. o7

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Wow quite a life Arthor. Don't worry, only the good die young and you sound like a badass, so you are stuck with us ;)

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I hope you are right. I plan too push on. The Jungles of South East Asia or Central America didn't get me. I even was lucky enough too move out of my temporary office in Manhattan on Sept. 2011 )that scared my friends for they did not know I had all ready left the state). And the Middle East only helped to get me in this facility. Trust me I would rather be skiing the Alps or scuba diving off Thailand right now. But I am happy. I will be happier when I wake up in a few hours. :)

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Forgiveness is never easy. Good work on that.

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To be blunt; it was hard too forgive some. But I did not wish to pass away with any ill intent or thoughts toward anyone.

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I understand that. About 8 or 9 years ago, I broke my neck. I could have died or lost my ability to walk. I learned to appreciate life in a new way and the first step was living each day like it could be your last and focus on the present. So forgiveness came with that.

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I want to be like you.

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Thanks Artor, only, thanks. T.T Reading this make me stop to blame somethings...

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16,My greatest achievement till now is getting a tattoo , I wanted to get a tattoo since I was about 9 years because my dad have some tattoos and I liked them and wanted to get also a tattoo , and I finaly get one at the end of april 2013.

My tattoo

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21 either living abroad for a year when I was 16 or getting married a few months ago.

Though getting through this last semester of college felt pretty great as well.

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26.. i have achieved nothing

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I am 13 and I didnt have an amazing achivment that I remember yet...

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I'm 15 and my greatest achievement are my friends.

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23, caught all four(5 if oyu count M' which I don't) types of Missingno. on the same save file.

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