EDIT: 4/1/13

So yea, this was an April's Fools joke.

Not sure how people didn't get that since I said it in the giveaway, but I guess they were too upset to actually click the giveaway link. lol So had to made this so had to make this edit post so people know I am joking because it went over many peoplez heads.

Original post is below.


IgotElbows here, owner of over 2k value AND owner of a huge steam community.

I just wanted to inform you, that all of you are pethatic. Truly truly pethatic.

Why are you not more generous like me?

I have over 2k value. This makes me better than you.
So what if I got all my keys from devs? And 90% of my value comes from the dev keys and not stuff I bought? I gave it away, THIS makes me a good person, because I give people free stuff I got for free. You? You aren't generous, you need to give me more and get on my level.

How can you fix this?
There are many ways.

  • First join my group(AKA the best fucking group ever) and make a giveaway. Doing a giveaway in my group shows you are a good person.

If you giveaway enough I will invite you to my EXCLUSIVE giveaway group, so exclusive that I made a deal with Gabe himself so that only members of the group can see it. yes, I haven't given away anything in that private section of the group. But so what? I'm generous enough as you can already see with my 2k value and huge steam community group.

  • Another way to fix your greedy ass is to send me money.(Here's my email to do that.) Doing this is a good thing, as it makes you less greedy and then I can buy games with the money you sent me to giveaway and make me the real hero. Because I am the real hero and you are must likely a greedy jealous leecher.

So in short.
1) Stop being jealous of my 2k value.
2) I am generous, you are not.
3) Stop being a leecher and donate to my group and such.

I hope this prevents you all to stop being greedy leechers.

Here's a little something from me because I am a very generous person who is indeed better then your pethatic ass.

Gift 1 because I am awesome.

Gift 2 in the BEST STEAM GROUP EVER because I am better then you.

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Too read, didn't long.

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DARBAGE GAY!

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LOL

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Too rong, didn't lead.

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Too garbage, didn't day.

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Long read, didnt too.

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Glee club.

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That's not what your girlfriend says.

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Burn!

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Jokes on you! I'm single and alone!

.... ;_;

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I'm pretty sure the joke's on both of us. ;_;

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"There, there" (Sheldon's voice)

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You're single AND alone?! That's quite impressive!

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I need those bonus points, and thanks for ze games u so genrous! <3

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"So what if I got all my keys from devs?"

I know exactly what you are parodying :)

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And who.^^

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I dont, I got that this was a joke but I didnt know it was about someone.

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I have over 2k value AND am owner of a steam community with over 5000 members!

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i also have my one meme

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Wow im already in your group that makes me awsome

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liar, you only have $1,656.01

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Couldn't make myself read it due to the grammar and spelling. :p

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but but but its a no gifting group :<
I don't wanna feel bad..

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I've got bigger contrib, you peasant scum.
Now go to your turnip or whatever.

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Hmmmmm, okay.

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ok, ok, i will go to your funeral and say i am sorry that i wasn't good enough to reach your grave

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I laughed, a lot. Thank you for the elbows.

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At least inferior people know how to spell pathetic.

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I WILL GET THERE ONE DAY!

(But for real, I do feel bad that my contib isn't higher. I try, though! I only had $15 to spend on games this month and I spent half of it on 2 games to give away [1 give away, 1 forum give away]. Once I'm working again, though...I WILL BEAT YOU, BWHAHAHAHAHAHhaaaaha)

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Hmm... There's something I'm missing. Enlighten me, pl0x?

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Moar elbows needed?

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The youtube link seemed pretty related to me. :3

I riked.

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Electro-swing is awesome. high five

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Ohh snap! :o

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who are you skullripper? and what if i join and dont give something away... it IS no gifting sgifts after all, think about THAT!

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Good! Now gimme five! o/

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Nothing beats this fluffy

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That looks like a turd. Suiting for what it is. ;P

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Beccause I am poor.

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You such, but in a good way ;)

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WTF have I just read???

And 1,6k is not 2k :/

Anyways I give you a big + for spending so much money for people in your group and accepting those wishes! You are so damn generous althought many people in your group will probably abuse it to get these awesome games/aka leech (big hate for these!)

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I'm jealous of you. I know you are not always getting them for free, you are ALSO buying a lot of em (for example the biggest ones Borderlands 2 and Far Cry 3). I guess it just feels nice to give people if they don't have the time or money to get it themselves, the value is just a little extra for you. Most people probably dont even care about how you got them, the best thing is: you could sell your keys, but you dont!

Also, you are almost at a 5000 member milestone in your community, so there will be another 'game-of-choice'-giveaway, bought by yourself! You are actually spending money on things you like, for other people! You are so generous!

I don't blame you for being nice, it's very rare now a day.

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You got all the elbows. All of them.

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Closed 11 years ago by IgotElbows.