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I've given more then YOU so therefore I am BETTER than YOU. ---- APRIL FOOLS!!!!

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EDIT: 4/1/13

So yea, this was an April's Fools joke.

Not sure how people didn't get that since I said it in the giveaway, but I guess they were too upset to actually click the giveaway link. lol So had to made this so had to make this edit post so people know I am joking because it went over many peoplez heads.

Original post is below.

IgotElbows here, owner of over 2k value AND owner of a huge steam community.

I just wanted to inform you, that all of you are pethatic. Truly truly pethatic.

Why are you not more generous like me?

I have over 2k value. This makes me better than you.
So what if I got all my keys from devs? And 90% of my value comes from the dev keys and not stuff I bought? I gave it away, THIS makes me a good person, because I give people free stuff I got for free. You? You aren't generous, you need to give me more and get on my level.

How can you fix this?
There are many ways.

First join my group(AKA the best fucking group ever) and make a giveaway. Doing a giveaway in my group shows you are a good person.

If you giveaway enough I will invite you to my EXCLUSIVE giveaway group, so exclusive that I made a deal with Gabe himself so that only members of the group can see it. yes, I haven't given away anything in that private section of the group. But so what? I'm generous enough as you can already see with my 2k value and huge steam community group.

Another way to fix your greedy ass is to send me money.(Here's my email to do that.) Doing this is a good thing, as it makes you less greedy and then I can buy games with the money you sent me to giveaway and make me the real hero. Because I am the real hero and you are must likely a greedy jealous leecher.

So in short.
1) Stop being jealous of my 2k value.
2) I am generous, you are not.
3) Stop being a leecher and donate to my group and such.

I hope this prevents you all to stop being greedy leechers.

Here's a little something from me because I am a very generous person who is indeed better then your pethatic ass.

Gift 1 because I am awesome.

Gift 2 in the BEST STEAM GROUP EVER because I am better then you.

11 years ago*

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9/10 would read again.

11 years ago

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And I don't read this forum often enough to know who you're parodying.

Also, am I imagining it, or are about half the commenters unaware of this being a joke?

11 years ago

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No, you're not imagining it.

11 years ago

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I'd say half is a pretty low estimate

11 years ago

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Maybe 2/3 people are unaware. It's pretty obvious. If not, they didn't read the giveaway description even if they didn't realize it was a joke.

11 years ago

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I like to think it's people counter trolling.

I know it's probably not the case. But it keeps my little faith in humanity in check at least. :P

11 years ago

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(Super Moderator)

that's very interesting, please tell me more

11 years ago

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What a arrogant dude ! Nobody forces you to give away keys! You are not a better person when you give away more games because you got the money for it! Go out on the street and give the poor people food ! That makes you a good person ! But not this shit. ;(

11 years ago

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I like this post.

It is A Good Post.

11 years ago

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Insanity

11 years ago

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I, too, have elbows.

That's about all we have in common though since I am clearly no where near as generous as you are.

11 years ago

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Christian Bale parody??

11 years ago

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10/10 better parody than the person he is actually parodying

11 years ago

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That's pure gold

11 years ago

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I'm not worthy. TEACH ME, SENSEI!

11 years ago

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BTW watch the games he have won ! The Value of the won games is much higher than the games he gifted away. What a generous person......

11 years ago

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I'm sorry master.
I promise I'll give more.

11 years ago

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soooo.. you're about your epenis, right?
send me pics of your real one and we talk ...

11 years ago

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lolwut

11 years ago

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paranoid4ndroid

He's a very generous, warm guy, I'm sure he'll do that, too. :D

11 years ago

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DazeTheBearChieftain

(Senior Moderator)

Fine here you go. Real Penis

11 years ago

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you know, giving stuff away is generous. i get that. but bragging about it and basically saying that everyone else is the dirt beneath your feet, that's not generous. that, in fact, makes you selfish. you could have NICELY asked people to join your group and suggest, again, NICELY that they give something away so they can enter the exclusive giveaway group. but no. you demanded it and called us greedy. some of us don't have enough money to get games to donate. oh, and telling people to give you money is greedy. being generous is giving and not asking for anything in return.

11 years ago

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you dont get it do you?

11 years ago

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Wow, just wow.

11 years ago

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Great post for another situation.

11 years ago

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I agree with you, The OP is just a greedy bastard who just wants to show off that he's the best!

Throws rocks at elbowz!

11 years ago

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Blocks rocks for elbowz!

What'cha gonna do now, Raik?

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11 years ago

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Yes you are right, some people are just pigs. You are much better of sending it to a person who appreciates it more here is my email address helpmemoriapayforhersummervacation@grancanaria. Thank you.

11 years ago

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What, rocks? :P

11 years ago

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+!

11 years ago

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I am sending you money right NAO..pls make me a good person

11 years ago

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Been 3 days, I didn't get it. Try sending it with more money maybe the machine glitched.

11 years ago

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You think you're better than me?

11 years ago

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We shall redouble our efforts, oh elbows overlord!

11 years ago

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Well, my profile shows I'm a non-leecher good person. Even if it is not 2k. :)

11 years ago

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Oh noze me wants in that EXCLUSIVE giveaway group but how, sad :(!!

11 years ago

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wow, you are such an attention whore.

11 years ago

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thumbs up for sure

11 years ago

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So in short:
1)Nobody cares about your oversized ego
2)Yes I am, within my limits. If you count my generosity by looking at my SG value... wow.
3)Suck it mate.

11 years ago

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WE NEED MORE ELBOWS

11 years ago

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I have enough elbows as-is.

11 years ago

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Currently have a couple dozen. So doing pretty okay so far. Running low though...

11 years ago

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rofl.

11 years ago

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You guys know that this is an April Fools joke, right? Click on the links for the gifts and you'll easily see that.

11 years ago

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Two days early and a majority of the links he posts are "joke" links like that.

11 years ago

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The key to April fools day is to make the joke before April fools day. Otherwise most people will instantly get it.

11 years ago

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10/10 would read again.

11 years ago

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I'm better than you because reasons.

cough cough cough.

11 years ago

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I just wanted to inform you, that all of you are pethatic. Truly truly pethatic.

I LOL'd

11 years ago

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**** angel.

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Link dead :(

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