You have an awesome taste! I managed to solve most of them but hints helped me with a couple.
What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees!
EDIT: forgot to name a giveaway I entered, you can check in the Cargo Commander and Survivor Squad ones
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Taste is (almost) never good or bad, it's (almost) always relative, but I'm flattered :P
Maybe boobees making milk is the reason why we like them so much...
Good luck!
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A) Bump for solved!
B) Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Joined GA: Home
C) Do your job. Don't get lazy ;D
Thanks for puzzle and GAs
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The GA win cat looks like he's laughing at the joke :P
Good luck!
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Bump for solved!
About that joke;
Two mobile phones met and fell in love. They got married!
The ceremony wasn't great but the reception was excellent!
I joined Alchemy Mysteries: Prague Legends GA!
Thanks for the chance and gratz on the great taste!
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Awesome first puzzle, surprised I couldn't figure out #3 as I listened to a couple of their songs about two months ago when looking for Canadian metal
entered cargo commander, and hope to enter I am bread succesfully:)
Jokes on me - do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
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Took me so long to get the second question since i kept typing the game's name, entered Stronghold.
There are 10 types people in this world, those who can count and does who can't.
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And there are another 10 entirely different types of people in this world, those who know binary and those who don't!
Good luck! ;)
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SORCERY!
Naw, you're just using a binary to TEXT decrypter. ASCII characters are always 8 bits long, so it asks you for a string of 0s and 1s that is a multiple of 8 in length.
If you use a binary to decimal decrypter you'll see the truth!
(Unless you're just toying with me here and I got all serious for nothing D:)
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A: You're so pretty in red <3
B: I'm wearing green -_-
A: Ahh... now I know why love is blind ^^
I'm at home ^^
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2 chemists walk into a bar. 1st orders some H2O. Second says: "I want some H2O too"
The 2nd chemist died
Commented Alchemy Mysteries: Prague Legends
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Entered Cargo Commander.
Why are ghosts horrible liars?
Because you can see right through them.
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And if a rabbit eats that carrot and then farts...
Sorry, lost in my thoughts. Good luck! ;)
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Some lame math joke:
2b V ¬2b = ?
Thanks for giveaway. I'm at Alchemy Mysteries
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2b V ¬2b = true
SO THAT WAS THE ANSWER ALL ALONG
Good luck!
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bump for solved!
great puzzle...you've got nice varied tastes :)
What's the worse thing about throwing a party in space?
You have to planet!
entered and commented on Cargo Commander and Crayon Chronicles
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Thanks! And nice avatar ;)
Someone was first to post that joke! But I never said anything about duplicates so you get away with it this time :P
Good luck!
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drat! i thought no one posted it...there were so many, lol ;(
how about this one which i came up on the spot:
When I told my friend I was watching F1, he looked at me funny.
Turns out he never heard of the sport, but he was in fact a computer keyboard aficionado...
:P
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Bump for Solved!
I am a survivor.
And my joke for you:
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
And a bonus joke!
A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really, you have a drink named Steve?"
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(at first) I don't get it...
(after a minute) oh... Na Na Na... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm3rIGEnmYc
Can't give you two entries for the two jokes, but they're still appreciated! :P good luck!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
Entered crayon chronicles, home, and damnation.
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Only q3 and q6 are troublesome for me... will try to get them before hints appear :]
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Bump for solved. I've heard but not listened to q6 band, had no idea about q3 though. In the end I needed the hints! Very nice puzzle, you have great taste in rock bands too.
Lamest joke:
A truck loaded with corn was hit by lightning.
It became popcorn.
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That frickin Q3...I got the answer with one of my first searches, but I was only scanning the results and I saw something about her leaving to be a teacher? So, naturally, I moved on...
The rest posed VERY little problem and only needed Google for a couple - 6 & 7 - and even then it was easy enough...
As for the joke, this one has stayed with me for near-on 30 years now:
What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs are both the same
Also, I entered Damnation and Survivor Squad
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I'm having a hard time with Q6 & 7, but i'm not going to give up yet!
EDIT: Actually i just solved Q6 :D
Q7 here i come!
EDIT2: I'm finally done! :D
I've joined Cargo Commander giveaway
JOKE:
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
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Thank you for the giveaways, I joined the Survivor Squad giveaway
Here is the joke:
What did the vampire order at the bar?
A bloody mary.
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thanks for this, and I entered the Alchemy Mysteries giveaway.
joke:
what are cops having for dessert? Copcakes.
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Needed the hints to finish this one ^^u
Entered Home among others.
So... clears throat
A snare drum and a cymbal fall out of a tree.
*ba dum tss*
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How many ears does Spock have?
- Three: The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
Nice quiz :D, I completed it even tho I didn't join any games. I can provide you the answers if I am the chosen bread!
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bump for solved :D Crayon Chronicles looks fun
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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ok i did solved in about an hour and some min the giveaway i join was Damnation City of Death
now the joke
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"
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Bump for solver :) I entered Cargo Commander.
Why did the ghost go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him!
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Final Edit: Okay guys, that wraps it up, thanks for the interest and I hope to do more of these things in the future! :)
OK, if you remember, last Friday I made a puzzle for some bundle games and a chance for I Am Bread at the end.
The contest is over and here are the results. This spreadsheet contains every member who completed the puzzle as well as the process for the Spacechem+DLC and Gun Monkeys raffle:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12qlnIEkwE-I6G7jNJQWOzYOKk5sWnjhLZUmakfvoXpY/edit?usp=sharing
The I Am Bread GA is LIVE! http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/rDY5l/i-am-bread
I will personally notify the qualified users who haven't entered by Sunday in the comment section so they can't miss it.
For the record, here are the answers to the puzzle:
Q1 - Atreyu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-lGmSVexdw
Q2 - Five Finger Death Punch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzzU7jFQwo (Trigger warning: suicide)
Q3 - The Agonist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZo4bOZf3B4
Q4 - Volbeat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mV_HHL-h6g
Q5 - Avenged Sevenfold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelhLppPSxY
Q6 - Lamb Of God https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc
Q7 - Korn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yJsnkbEco
Q8 - Apocalyptica (yes, it's cellos! had a lot to write that morning, it slipped up) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5O90uzvUA4
Q9 - Pendulum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZGJrYPMkNI
Q10 - Papa Roach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2jCbXiEQI4
As mentioned in the spreadsheet, just shoot me a message if you want Gun Monkeys!
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