There are two doors in front of you : Blue door and Red door.

Blue door :
-You can get every videogame that exists for free. Will be realized every videogame you've always dreamed of. But, You'll become very unnattractive and you will never able to have sex with anyon and have a girlfriend,you will die instantly if you do so.

Red door :
-You will meet your dream girlfriend and she will be very loyal and attracted to you, but you can never play videogame. And if you try to play, you will die in a slow,painful death in the next 24 hours.

Discuss.

-There's no way to avoid the doors, if you don't make your choice, you'll become very unattractive and unable to play (painful death). So...

And, of course...this is JUST a game, so don't being too serious

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im sure everybody will prefer role-play games with your girlfrind!

why would i have to choose when i can have the both.

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With blue door, it wouldnt be too different from how I live now. Thats why I would choose Red one.

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I'm taking a bucket of white paint. Painting the doors white and enter one randomly. I didn't enter any red or blue doors, so no effect happen and I can do both.

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Matrix Exist in my choice? xD

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purple biatch.

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Blue door - get all the games -> sell some games -> repeat -> lots of money -> lots of sex -> win

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death....

Look again at the blue door description.

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Damn, you're right, epic fail. Well you can still buy high-tech japanese sex dolls.

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Sex dolls = sex, is not allowed.

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Nope, you cannot have sex with anyone, not with anything.

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With my hand?

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Ahh, smart...

But you may not mastrubate, thats selfsex and thats with some one: you.

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So, with blue door you balls will explode. Okay, I'd go red door then.

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lol

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no, you can masturbate, "yourself" isn't a girl

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No you cant, you may not jave sex, no where stands that you may not have sex WITH a girl. Just no sex and no gf.

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i'm the one that makes rules, you can masturbate and love yourself

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Then you broke your own rules.

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sounds like overly attached gf

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Easy choice: Red Door...

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Blue obviously, affectionate love is something that passes and goes nowhere, its just dedicated love after that, nothing special, a passing joy. On the other hand, all the years I've been playing games and I still didn't get tired, and the game industry always develops, so there is something you can expect in the future.

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Tho I have problem with all the games for free, I don't want all the games for free. :/

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I refuse to choose a door, show you my middle finger and go hang out with my friends, as nothing is more important than good friends. No game not even the one that wuld get 10/10 and 100% scores, or the best looking girl in the world is not as important than friends who love and like you for who you realy are, and not only couse of your good looks, and ofcourse the only girl taht mathers loves me for who i am and not couse i look like brad pit.

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Ok, but neither of the doors said you can't have friends.

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i know that but my GF is my best bud, and i dont want to chose those two doors as those things are not important to me. And first door says you cant have friends who are girls

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you can have friends that are girls, just not girlfriends

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"And, of course...this is JUST a game, so don't being too serious"

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Neither, I'd form my own life using my own wit, charm, and money.

Of course I don't have any of these so I'll pretty much get nothing

But if I was given this choice, I would probably choose the red door.

It's a very tough decision but I have always desired a SO in my life..

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Everybody wants the blue door.
Think about a future. A future with total-virtual reality. Yourself in the game with glasses,suit and sci-fi stuf.
A game about girlfriends. This is legit, and it's a game, so you shouldn't die.

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I choose the GF, since i dont care about playing games anymore, i just want to collect them, and im allowed to do so in the Red door.

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I will get chainsaw, cut myself to 2 parts and go trough both doors at same time.

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Top body in blue, and bottom in red :D

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red door obiously... IS this even a question?

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Red door, there are other games to be played.

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red

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I think I'll just turn and walk away from those doors, because both are amazingly stupid.

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read the thread, you'll die

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  1. Blue door
  2. Lucid dreaming

So yeah.
There's also an option to wait until the 100% life-accurate augmented reality date simulator appears. (2060?)

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What if your dream girlfriend was Lara Croft, would you still die?

You're technically playing with a video game..

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No, you can bang her (if she's real and touchable in front of you)

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I have boyfriend and I play games :) so where is purple door?

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I have a GF and we both play games. Where is Fusion door?

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Red door, but that will never happen.

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Red.
Period.

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Closed 11 years ago by marco93perry.