There are two doors in front of you : Blue door and Red door.

Blue door :
-You can get every videogame that exists for free. Will be realized every videogame you've always dreamed of. But, You'll become very unnattractive and you will never able to have sex with anyon and have a girlfriend,you will die instantly if you do so.

Red door :
-You will meet your dream girlfriend and she will be very loyal and attracted to you, but you can never play videogame. And if you try to play, you will die in a slow,painful death in the next 24 hours.

Discuss.

-There's no way to avoid the doors, if you don't make your choice, you'll become very unattractive and unable to play (painful death). So...

And, of course...this is JUST a game, so don't being too serious

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Tough choice. Could I get a couple extra seasons of Firefly in the blue door? Thanks.

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Ooh, nice question.

I'm worried by the "every game that ever comes out" bit of the blue door. I feel compelled to play every game in my backlog so that bit would suck. If it was "any game you ever want" for free it would be awesome.

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Red door, why would you want blue? lol

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Blue door => Sex simulator 2050
Or better.
Blue door => Amazing life simulator 3000

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Right!

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I entered the red door 7 years ago am have some time to sneak into the blue door occasionally. I'm still attempting to bring her through the blue door. Eventually.

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A game can make me cry, but it will never break my heart.
Blue pill... I mean, door.

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But I don't like girls o.o

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Red Door.. The End ...Game Over

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Red door without a doubt. I love gaming, but meeting my dream girl seems much better. I'd rather not be foreveralone.jpg.

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facedesk

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Open both doors, remove contents into previous room, have everything.

P.S.: No hidden giveaway for a thread this bad?

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I lol'd :P

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Hidden feelings

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Who wants a GF if you have videogames?

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I choose none!

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I'll choose the blue door. I already have 2 kids so this would be free birth control and I'd have every game I don't need to be playing :)

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Very loyal AND attracted to you? Sounds like stalker girl. NO!

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But she's cute

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Hmmm....hours of sex, or hours of gaming + masturbation. It's a tough choice....

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Sees doors,
says "Stuff this",
turns around and walks back

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Already crossed the red door, still can play till we live together next year, and will still be able to moderately after that.
Anyway I spend 90 % of my time away from the comp a game running... Wont make any difference on gaming side... :)

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probably turn around and go play more games and later find a girlfriend

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Blue door for sure.

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Blue Door and then smash the wall to the room with the Red Door.

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If the red door would also include a perfect boyfriend, I would definitely choose that. I couldn't imagine my life without love and care. I barely have any time to play as of now, so being forbidden to play games wouldn't change much. I could find something else to do with my time. Love is just something you can't replace.

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Blue door, duh. Seriously, people who make this sort of poll should consider that there are females and homosexual men here as well who have zero interest in females.

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and what if you are female AND homosexual? or bi?... we need a "truth table" here

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Blue door all the way! ;)

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Closed 11 years ago by marco93perry.