Wait, who's dream girlfriend doesn't come with games? This is flawed logic. :<
I LIKE A GIRL WITH A HUGE STEAM LIBRARY.
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Whenever I'm faced with an impossible choice I...
I choose the PURPLE DOOR and have every videogame that has ever or will ever exist AND the beautiful dream girlfriend.
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Absolutely the Red Door: video games provide a fantastic diversion, a cultural connection, and often an artfully poignant experience; but a life partner breathes meaning and vigor into your existence and is a phenomenon that just can't be replaced. Never doubt that you will experience it, never stop searching for it, and never pick the metaphorical blue door that forever bars you from it.
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I'll go through the blue door and get myself a boyfriend who doesn't care about looks! Ha!
Technical question about the blue door: "every videogame that exists for free." Does that mean future release will not be free? Sure I don't have to pay for Ocarina of Time or Civilization V, but I have to fish out money for Pokemon X/Y and Destiny?! :-(
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neither, as ive never had any relations and im working out fine but i wold rather not get every game for free as it would reduse the amount you like or feal for a game as you didn't work for it such as pirating you may get the game and say this is awesome but you wont love it as much as you would have if you payed for it or worked for it
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Red pill, please. Zion is where the party is at. :)
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I choose the red door. I say that with true sadness, I will miss you video games, we were good friends.
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I'm a straight female.
I pick games and my dream boyfriend.
I broke your game, ha!
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I'm a straight chick but assuming we swap GF with BF.. I'd pick the boyfriend, having all the games would rock but even if I was having tons of fun, I'd feel like a sack of shit being an unattractive, lonely, loveless un-rootable hermit who did nothing but stay home and play games all day. I mean sure, I'd still have free will of course, it's not like I couldn't leave the house if I WANTED to... but let's face it, if we all had all the games we could ever want, including all the sequels we wish existed, all the games we wished were real... we'd never leave, haha.
Plus, although crappy game disasters would no longer occur, no excitement would come from the anticipation of new games, there would be no experiencing the delight of making popcorn and streaming E3 conferences while feverishly typing away to everyone in group chat over how close you are to peeing yourself over this year's reveals.. it'd all be gone. I'd miss that.
Oh, and I like my boyfriend. He can stay.
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There are two doors in front of you : Blue door and Red door.
Blue door :
-You can get every videogame that exists for free. Will be realized every videogame you've always dreamed of. But, You'll become very unnattractive and you will never able to have sex with anyon and have a girlfriend,you will die instantly if you do so.
Red door :
-You will meet your dream girlfriend and she will be very loyal and attracted to you, but you can never play videogame. And if you try to play, you will die in a slow,painful death in the next 24 hours.
Discuss.
-There's no way to avoid the doors, if you don't make your choice, you'll become very unattractive and unable to play (painful death). So...
And, of course...this is JUST a game, so don't being too serious
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