Adding to my whitelist

I'm not much of a talker and I'm more of a lurker which is probably why I don't have many members on my whitelist. So, I'd like to change that and add to it.

I don't feel that my requirements are too strict so here they are:

Level 3+ (subject to my discretion)
Ratios shouldn't be too out of whack but I don't have a set standard
Post something that will either make me laugh out loud or completely creep me out (not gross me out, we'll save the gross stuff for another time :D) I love laughing and I love horror so give me your best shot. I will choose the best of the best, however, I only have 35 slots open for now, so I'm sorry to those that don't get chosen.

You stay classy SteamGifts!

Edit: I will leave this open until about 4:00 PM EST. Some have already been added but to those that haven't been you're certainly still in the running. There's some good stuff in here, thank you all and thank you ShiningLionTiger95 for making sure that I'll be uncomfortable walking anywhere at night.