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i wood get a goat to headbutt the zombies

I choose AXE body spray. If the women zombies don't start jumping the ones I sprayed, maybe any surviving women will shield me from harm. Last resort, I hear the spray is flammable; With a lighter and a can I have a personal flamethrower.

I'd do what every other "zombie prepper" does in their usual time

Stay in basement, play games.

If the zombies don't know you're there they can't find you and eat your brains :3

A toothbrush ... with good dental hygiene there are less chances of getting infected.

Even the zombies are happy

If im using the Minigun in my wardrobe combined with some swords and knives it gives much explosoins and no survivors.

My body.

My body is (NOT)ready.

I would use my homemade chainsaw dildo to protect me and my family with magical power of vibrators

I would use a deer's anal glands, because the puss and juice that would squirt out would blind the zombies, then i finish them off by dickslapping them with my rock hard cock.

i have 1 gift if some one wants it add me =)) I will be glad smileys and backgrounds or things s dota2! ;)

I will play play Bad Rats and spend $100 on micro-transactions to convince the zombies that I am brain dead, just like them.

I don't have much stuff around my computer to defend myself.
But I'd probably put the volume to the max and play some heavy metal. While the zombies are distracted by the overwhelming sound, I'd grab the lamp, pray I won't electrocute myself, and rip it off the wire. Then I'd throw the live wire to the zombies, grab the battery operated wireless drill, and drill through the horde. Then reach for the big axe, and cut them in little, tiny bits.

El Penetrador de Saint Row: The Third
http://es.saintsrow.wikia.com/wiki/Armas_de_Saints_Row:_The_Third

I'd use my cousin's Twilight Sparkle (colorful cartoony marshmallow unicorn pony) toy to stab zombies.
Let's be honest, I'd die anyway, mightaswell have fun before I do so =D

I'd use a butcher's knife and a ladle, cut open a big fat zombie, being the US there should be a good number of them, empty them out with my trusty ladle and wear them out like a suit... hmm that probably doesn't really count for funny so much as disgusting does it... oh well.

A weapon so GREAT and HUGE yet LIGHT and EASY to use, inspired by Saints Row Series A BIG PINK DILDO, just imagine all the zombies being hit by the GIANT dildo

i would use marbles or some form of slippery gel , poor Zombitches wont be able to walk , let alone get to me.

To survive the zombie attacks, I would use a cardboard box so they could not see me. After they walk past, I would stab.

a big purple dildo

Become a zombie.

I'd use the fart gun from Despicable Me...there would be a huge apocalypse and all kinds of mutations if I unleashed mine!

I'd use this shirt, sucess guaranteed http://screamfamousclothing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/britneybald1.jpg

Justin Bieber's songs coming out from every audio device on the planet.
(On a side note, even non-zombies will probably die)

I will bring along a radio and keep playing Justin Bxxber's songs, and bring his photo along.
Definitely NO ZOMBIES will come near me.