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I will be closing this thread at 12pm eastern time and make my 3 selections for 1 pm.

Good luck everyone :)

I would use books. This way they will be smart and find something better to eat.

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I would probably use my brain: I would try to find as many women and black people as I could, try to find out where they are planning on going, and go the exact opposite way. I'm sorry, but in zombie apocalypse movies they always seem to die first, so it's only logical :-)

Ahem... I would use my mouse and keyboard...
It should hurt a mouse in the mouth.. And throwing a keyboard in their head is the key so that they won't be bored at all...

I'd use a TV. Television is the surest way of destroying the brain.

I have the worst smelling farts in the world. I would fart in a jar and use that as a grenade. Many people have died by my hands.

So I used to have a trampoline. Then a lot of really large people all got on at the same time and it broke. One of the poles that supported it came cleanly off. As a young kid, we used that metal pole for all sorts of things: worship, neighborhood battles, practice pole-vaulting, etc. So that's definitely what I'd use. Its got some real weight at the end and its pretty light to swing as well.

Two words for you. Dual crowbars. It is an zombie head smashing, door opening, martial art style that I have been perfecting for many many hours now.

The most likely thing you have to do is to blow up a bridge. Camp under it listening to diehard music while train and you have to remember the bunch of otakus that screams over how fast ur hitting and such things should not be possible. Thats atleast what I would have done.

the HL crowbar 4 me

the weapon i would use is brains. tissue cloning and 3d printing is a thing, so i would replicate brains and throw them at the zombies, feeding them up, causing obesity, causing addiction, turning the zombie population into a consumer horde. whereupon the demand for a limited supply of brains would be raised and the zombies would just kill each other off to get a bite of mah gray matter

I'd use the contestants on the Biggest Loser.

(I'm sure you can figure out how I would use them cough The walking Dead cough*)