Hey there!

I've got 3 copies left in my inventory for playDIE.net (Dead Island Epidemic).

If you want a copy of that game, tell me what weapon you would use & how you would use it to survive a zombie apocalypse.

The most FUNNIEST answers will receive the game :)

Thanks!

PS: This giveaway will end on Sunday/April 13th/1PM Eastern time.

10 years ago*

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Zombie apocalypse hah? Lots of funny weapons being used to fight Zombiezez.

Personally, I would probably use a new screenwriter or developer. Zombiezez will one day be old newz. The ultimate weapon would Hammerpoint Interactive, the developers of WarZ/Infestation/NinjaZombieGameWhosNameWillChangeAThousandTimesToAvoidTheCopz. They know how to kill a perfectly good Zombie Apocalypse better than any weapon. Then I'd install a Intel Pentium 1 in my PC, and sure as hell the FPS will kill all the rest of the zombiezez.

10 years ago
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I will use my goat to lick one of them and headbutt them until they die from being whacked around too muh

10 years ago
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Mulitplikátoros telebabrátorban nem zigál a gagyugó, és nem obor a huppancs.

10 years ago
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my mother in laws cooking

10 years ago
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A soaking wet towel.

10 years ago
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I would send zombies into space with my Angry Birds friends, then tell Mario to jump into them, then put a goat to lick them into Minecraft's void, where they will eat shit and then North Koreea's president will be killed by zombie Hitler ,until a creeper comes out and blows up the Universe. =)
Oh yeah, and a Giant Spongebob will rebuild the Universe with Cartman's farts, and we will name him God.
True Story

10 years ago
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I will use a bazooka and destroy all world ]=D

10 years ago
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because im stupid zombies cant eat me :D

10 years ago
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I'll use my neighbors as shield, bait. Once i run out of neighbors i go to an other building meet my new neighbors and use them as shield and bait again.

10 years ago
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I can use my brush of wc for attack zombies whit the brown water, I dont know if is effective but I want attack someone whit the brush

10 years ago
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I'd use Barbra Streisand.

10 years ago
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Carve all of my copies of 'Barbie dream house party' into sharp throwing discs...my enemies will die fabulously...

10 years ago
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Use my good old Nokia 3310. No need for ammo and undestroyable

10 years ago
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I'd use the railgun from Quake II because awesome weapon is awesome

10 years ago
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Hmmm zombies, maybe we can use canibals. but then we need to get rid of the canibals. We use some giant cockroaches they are indestructible. But then we have to many cockroaches. To deal with them, we use some oversized frogs. We can handle the snakes by putting some snakes on the island. To kill the snakes we burn down the island. We use the fire-fighting-narwals to stop the fire. and Finally we use some zombies to get rid of the narwals.

hmm.. zombies.... Maybe use our fists?

10 years ago
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I would create an armour out of nokia 3310's, nothings getting through that.
I would also carry around a sling shot and a bag of extra 3310's, pro: certain death to any zombie or raider, con: possible destruction of earth.

10 years ago
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I'll circle myself with Lego, i dare the zombies to cross the Lego river !

10 years ago
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In case of a zombie apocalypse, i'd simply take a baseball bat and go to the next kindergarden.
Maybe I'm slightly a bit weird, but a few weeks ago I came to the conclusion that it would be damn awesome to send some little zombies flying...

10 years ago
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I'll use à Justin Bieber's CD for do a violent headache at the zombies and they'll explode... but my head will explodes too...

10 years ago
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I'll take a Justin Bieber's CD for do a violent headache at zombies and they will explode!

10 years ago
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I'll move to Russia, Putin will protect me.

10 years ago
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I'd attach C4 to mice and throw a block of cheese into the horde then activate my plan.. (Or I could throw a grenade.. Nah the mc-boom mice would obviously be better).

10 years ago
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I would use Emma Watson with her stunning look as a weapon!

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I would use Nokia 3310

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I'd eat their brains out.

Or I could cover myself with blood, join the horde acting as a zombie and fool them all. And eat their brains.

Once in, stab your way out.

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Closed 10 years ago by axo1337.