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I'd use the same thing that the zombies want most. My brain.

I'd use a steam sale!
It wouldn't kill zombies, but they'd stay home and give me time to run :3

Clearly, I'd put on a Unicorn onesie and use a Pillow full of rainbows for a weapon.

I'd use a black dildo, so I have a weapon with reach and weight. I'll also make sure to swing for their lips.

I will use the stick in shit - all zombies will run away and away...

I'd use some women's breasts.
Best weapon ever.
Edit: I don't actually know what weapons you can use in that game so i guess i don't deserve it anyway :)

Either a nail gun or some hedge trimmers :p That way i could make zombie art!
Or you know, use a vehicle like a lawnmower or forklift to look totally awesome :p

I'd use a stick with zombie teeth in the tip. That way, I may be able to infect the zombies with the zombie virus again, and that could start an special effect that will cause the zombies to drop dead again.

I know, it's silly, but I always wandered if in any film, movie or book any author did contemplate the chance of a zombie biting another zombie :P

I would use my stupidity! couse why the hell not! like I grab bannana and start smacking zombie in da head! BEST WEAPON EVAR!

I'd use a Donna Mills mask to blend in with the undead and make good my escape...

Well as we all know, zombies aren't atheletes, therefore aim for their weakness, TREADMILLS. I would surround my house with treadmills and put them on full speed. Haa... Add spike pits for a little more flair :3

i Would use this Ultimate weapon in any way a human mind could imagine.

I would use the most powerful weapon,The frying pan. It has the most power in it.

I would use a chainsaw to cut all zombies into pieces!

I would use the fury of Jesus christ for kill all

I'm going to use a smelly sock

It would basically go something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8ahCk_qhY

I would use a monster-car to splat'em all

Unlimited saves... No game can't be beaten if you can save as much as you want...
Of course we are talking about a game, are you expecting a real zombie apocalypse? Silly you...

Tesla coil while using an insulated metal mesh shark suit, zap those zeds before they get too close.

a really sharp stick

I'd use two weapons, one of them is Daryl's head (Daryl from the walking dead) so the zombies cry and possibly die because all the zombies are Daryl fan girls and boys, if there are any survivors then I'd use potato glados (from portal) convince the zombies there orphans and that they should kill themselves and the zombie population will decrease by 100% because I say so
End The.

i think the most important weapon for survive when zombie approach is the Swiss army knife xD
You can use it as a knife, corkscrew (hollow brains), a tool to eat, cut your nails because it knows hygiene and one of the most 'important to better resist and avoid becoming infected and then many other uses is the essential tool!

I'd use a bicycle seat to smash their brains in :D