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I would beat all the zombies to death with a blimp. And if I was bitten, I would just stuff my pockets with various assortments of random shit. Baby bottles, rotten celery, broken phones. So that anyone searching my body would just be like, "What the f*ck?.."

what did the deaf, blind, mute child get for Christmas?

Cancer

I'd fight fire with fire and start biting them all. See how they like it! It'd do a double duty, because I wouldn't have to worry about food either.

I would ride on a pony and hit the zombies with a spork

Use the only indestructible part of the computer - the keyboard!

I would set up a garden and have my plants defend me, having lawn mowers and pool cleaners as a last resort.

i will use the gravity gun to lift zombies up and hang them on the electric wires.

OR i can lift them up and dump them into the ocean

OR i will use them as "bullets" against other zombies

I tie dead people's shoe laces together before they are buried.

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I'd use "The Big Mango" because it's big, healthy and nutritious.

Win-Win situation for everyone.

I would attach a huge ray guns onto the every tall monument in the world such as the effiel tower ,statue of liberty that shoots out explosive krispy kremes, it immobilizes the zombies then they slowly corrode away!!!!! YAY (Proves noneffective against humans).

I would use treadmill and set it up around my house. It may not kill zombies but they won't get closer either, so I think I'm okay.

All I would need would be: Lots of beans and cabbages, a hose and a lighter. Eat the food + insert hose in backside + put lighter at end of hose = instant and unlimited portable flamethrower (warning do not try at home, due to blowback)!

I would use the other posters in this topic.

All of them will quickly get eaten while attempting to assault zombies with their silly, impractical, or impossible weaponry. Meanwhile, I will be running away, using them all as a distraction. This will give me a solid head start. In addition, well-fed zombies are likely to be slower than hungry ones, so they'll have a harder time catching me.

I would eat a bunch of Canned Beans and use my farts as a weapon.

I would use my dick. And you get a free blow job if they bite you, bit painful but still blow job.

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i 'll use a justin biber then throw a justin biber at zombies

I would use the bones from the unlucky guys / zombies to tame a wolf army and let them fight the zombies (Minecraft Style)

I would use a tub of legos. Because well, if it didn't slow down the zoombies, it sure would slow down any barefoot people following me.

Id violently expel my bowels on the slip n slide I have in my living room, then the zombies will slide out of my house on my shit and slide.. Crisis averted

I think my armpit should solve them all...

i'd act like a zombie and kill humans

I would use just a word, a magical word, it's Robert Pattinson !!!! and they will just run away and scream like girls, for zombie's backstab i'll put this on my back !!!!!

I would use bubble gun and my Maths teacher. In the last resort - friendship cannon.