I'm sorry that my hearth is always cold :(

I would just... Hab Da Sleepover, lol.

I feel bad for his the pshyco parents

Life expectancy nowadays... even the fish? I knew they were killers, but not that their lifespan is so high.

Yes. I'm typing this as a skeleton.
2spooky4u

Fake chat. Never happened.

I think he meant he doesn't live in hichigo.

Hehe, i see what you did there

Nice one! :D it made my day.

Not nice to me , but your profile picture made my day lorkhan.

He lives in Lithuania so who knows.

It's obvious, since he doesn't have enough money he plans to get there by himself, walking or swimming or whatever...

He might want to finish highschool, then college, uni, find a job, nice home, wife and kids, maybe a dog and when he is all settled, go after a blushing panda. You know, priorities :P First build up his life, before he destroys it :P

And maybe he needs to be 20+ to buy a weapon. Panda's are fairly sturdy animals, especially compared to goldfish. And he probably saw Kung Fu Panda. He needs 20 years to train before he dares to take on a martial arts expert.

He need it to become an adult.

Yes yes i am, what of it.

^ Exactly. It made me giggle. I thought I was random, but this guy takes the crown. Suddenly turning "psycho" and be nice enough to inform exactly how many years from now Yatterman can expect a hit on him xD

6 seconds

I read it on Science Magazine

It's not the truth, maybe it's not as spectacular lie like the one about lemmings but still.

I guess he'll dress up like "Scream" and pulls out a knife...

lol xD

lol, a cold hearth. aren't hearth's usually hot?

I don't think I've ever broken someone's feelings soft before.

I reported it to steam. I may call the authorities, but i'm really not worried for my life.

DAFUQ?

EDIT: here: http://articles.nydailynews.com/2010-05-27/news/27065615_1_stabs-man-knife-virtual-world

Yeah... it's illegal to do anything or say anything to this extent (even if you're joking), especially if it's threatening. I saw on the news there was a guy for saying on facebook that was he going to kill someone in school.