HELLO PEOPLE OF STEAMGIFTS

HERE'S MY OBLIGATORY BIRTHDAY THREAD

A.K.A. SCREAMFEST™

IF YOU DON'T USE CAPS LOCK, PLEASE GO OUTSIDE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, AND TURN YOUR CAPSLOCK ON.


I JUST CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA AND IT'S SO STUPID I LIKE IT.


BECAUSE IT'S A BIRTHDAY THREAD I KNOW YOU EXPECT SOME TREATS

WELL HERE THEY ARE.
PLEASE GET SEATED AND DETACH THE WAGONS AT YOUR OWN RISK


WHILE WE'RE AT IT, I DECIDED IT'S A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SPECIAL OCCASION SO I UNBLACKLISTED EVERY USER WHO WAS THERE BECAUSE OF A REASON I COULDN'T REMEMBER. ENJOY THE CHOO CHOO!
(If you're still on the list because of an obvious reason, don't bother commenting, it probably won't change anything. If you believe you're there for no reason, add me on Steam and we can talk, it might turn out that you were right.


AND NOW FOR THE PART WHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT TO ME.
I PREPARED A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SPECIAL GIVEAWAY FOR MY CURRENT WHITELIST AND IT IS WILL APPEAR

HERE

IN UPCOMING DAYS. (SORRY IT'S LATE, GO BLAME BEAR.) ALSO IN YOUR GROUP TAB BUT NEVER MIND THAT.
I DECIDED I'LL PURGE MY WHITELIST SO THERE ARE ONLY THOSE SPECIAL PEOPLE LEFT IN THERE. But really, I wanted it to be very very very [...] special for those people who had a great impact on my SG experience. Please don't feel mad/bad/furious/sad if you didn't make it - I'll make sure you're back in that list after the GA ends. I still love you very very [...] much but this one is just very very [...] special. <3


WELL THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP, NOW MOVE ALONG.


I CAN'T HANDLE THE NOTIFICATIONS

ALSO THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WISHES AND ALL THE PICTURES AND GIFS AND LAUGHS, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! <333

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TODAY IS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY! HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?

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I KNOW I SAW YOUR THREAD EARLIER, I'M 18 NOW TOO!
WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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HAPPY BUMPDAY!

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FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS DUDE!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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HAPPY CAKE DAY.

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I'am blacklisted, but I don't know why..

:c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE

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Judging from the amount of your comments you probably entered my GA without reading the description.
BUT NOW, GO, BE FREE!

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I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S HERESY

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Bump

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That was a great ride!! Happy birthday you Psycho !!!

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CHOO CHOO!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Happy birthday! And bump for the train :)

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Happy birthday Clown :D
Don't eat all of the pie, make sure to throw some on Bear. She loves pie in the face. All over the face.

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SHE?
WELL YEAH, BEAR'S A PUSSY. I'LL STICK TO STEFFKE'S ADVICE FOR NOW THOUGH

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Don't hurt her feelings, he will get upset, and make me cry jumbo tears of ouch for not throwing pies all over the place.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S GOLD! <3

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If you wait too long though the cake will become stale, hard, and brick like. When you go to throw it then, it will be considered a missile object of lethal intent. That is maybe not very lawful. To eat or not to eat, there is no question, that it is in fact a pie.

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FUCK LAW, THE HARDER THE BETTER
ESPECIALLY FOR BEAR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
HAPPY WATCHING PORN LEGALLY.

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FINALLY!

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well im still blacklisted for some reason

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Happy birthday and thanks for the train :)

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BIRTHDAY BUMP!

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HAPPYY BIRTHDAYYY MATE!!! HOPE YOU WILL HAVE A NICE DAY :D

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ORDER THAT PIZZA PSYCHO, AND EAT IT ALL BY YOURSELF. HELL FREAKING YEAH!
ALSO, THANK YOU FOR THE GIVEAWAY AND HAVE A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY!

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I ORDERED THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND IT WAS BROUGHT TO ME BY A DRUNK DELIVERY GUY WHICH WAS KINDA DISTURBING SINCE HE WAS RIDING A CAR BUT ALRIGHT
THE DAY WAS INDEED VERY VERY [...] FREAKING AWESOME SO THANK YOU! <3

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FUCKING AWESOME, GLAD YOU HAD A VERY VERY VERY NICE DAY!

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Happy birthday sexy face o3o

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THANK YOU, YOU SMEXY LITTLE FOX

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:3 yesh, i know u like it

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