How do you say it in your native language?

Good morning - Selamat Pagi
Good evening - Selamat Malam
Bon Appetite - Selamat Makan
How are you? - Bagaimana Kabarmu ?
What's the time? - Jam Berapa ?

french from the Quebec

Good morning- Bonjour or Salut

Good evening- bonne après midi

Bon appetite- bon appetit

How are you?- comment ça va?

What's the time?- yé quelle heure?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen?- pourquoi le président Czech, Vaclav Klaus, y l'a volé le stylo

Good morning - Добро јутро
Good evening - Добро вече
Bon Appetite - Добар апетит
How are you? - Како си ти?/Како сте ви?
What's the time? - Шта је вријеме?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Зашто је чешки предсједник Вацлав Клаус украо перо?

Tagalog/Filipino
Good morning - Magandang umaga
Good evening - Magandang gabi
Bon Appetite - ???
How are you? - Kumusta?
What's the time? - Anong oras na?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Bakit ninakaw ng presidente ng czech na si Vaclav Klaus ang panulat?

Good morning - Brej večír
Good evening - Brou nocku
Bon Appetite - Ať ti zaskočí!
How are you? - Co valíš?
What's the time? - Tolik jako včera touhle dobou?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Proč českej president čórnul to péro?

I am sorry if I am inconveniencing you sir/madame, but may I offer a Canadian translation?

Canadian
Good morning - I am Sorry if I am inconveniencing you sir/madame, but may I wish you a good morning?
Good evening - I am Sorry if I am inconveniencing you sir/madame, but may I wish you a good evening?
Bon Appetite - I am Sorry if I am inconveniencing you sir/madame, but may I suggest that you enjoy your meal?
How are you? - I am Sorry if I am inconveniencing you sir/madame, but may I ask how you are, sir/madame?
What's the time? - I am Sorry if I am inconveniencing you sir/madame, but may I ask the time?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - I am Sorry if I am inconveniencing you sir/madame, but may I suggest that as long as Czech president Vaclav Klaus apologizes, it does not matter why he stole the pen.

Admin hintti.

Good morning - Flundavia Chotoh
Good evening - Flundavia Atare
Bon Appetite - Vos Toku Arida Me
How are you? - Jaka Pate Tu?
What's the time? - Zhtil?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Dodo Kinope Vaclav Klaus Gofobo Kix?

New England English(and surrounding areas):
Good morning - Good fucking morning
Good evening - Good fucking evening
Bon Appetite - This food looks fucking delicious
How are you? - How the fuck have you been?
What's the time? - Hey, you know what the fucking time is?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Why the fuck did that President dude steal the fucking pen?

That sounds about right.

I'm practically illerate in my native tongue so I can't help you out unless it guessing to read it.

Turkish ( Türkçe )

Good morning - Günaydın

Good evening - İyi günler

Bon Appetite - Afiyet olsun

How are you? - Nasılsın ?

What's the time? - Saat kaç ?

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Çek başbakanı Vaclav Klaus kalemi neden çaldı ?

It looks easy, but it's hard as hell.

Oh and ever 2 of 3 words could mean perverted things in Turkish.You can swear someone with using almost any word you want.Kinda strange language eh ?

Romanian

Good morning - Buna dimineata
Good evening - Buna seara
Bon Appetite - Pofta buna
How are you? - Cum esti?
What's the time? - Cat e ceasul?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - De ce a furat presedintele ceh Vaclav Kalus stiloul?

Japanese

Good Morning - お早う (ohayou)

Good Evening - 今晩は (konbanwa)

Bon Appetite - いただきます (itadakimasu)

How Are You? - 元気か？(genkika?)

What's the time? - 今何時に？(ima nanjini?)

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - 何故チェコの社長ヴァーツラフ·クラウスはペンに盗みましたか？
(naze Cheko no shachō Vaclav Klaus wa pen ni nusumimashita ka?)

Swedish

Good morning - God morgon

Good Evening - >> i dont even know ,,

Bon Appetite - smaklig måltid

How are you? - Hur mår du?

What's the time - Vad är klockan?

Why did Czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - dude... to hard to translate.. i'm not some kind of swedish dictionary >_>

Spanish (Venezuela)
Good morning - Buenos días
Good evening - Buenas noches
Bon Appetite - Buen provecho
How are you? - Cómo estás?
What's the time? - Dime la hora ahí pana
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Por qué el presidente checo Vaclav Klaus robó el lapicero?

Arabic

Good Morning - Sabah Al Kher(صباح الخير)

Good Evening - Masa Al Kher(مساء الخير)

Bon Appetite - Sahtain(صحتين)

How are you? - Keefak?(كيفك؟)

What's the time? - Kam il wakt(كم الوقت)

Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - lesh sara raees czech Vaclav Klaus il alam?(القلمVaclav Klaus czech ليش سرق رئيس)

Romania

Good morning - Buna dimineata
Good evening - Buna seara
Bon Appetite - Pofta buna
How are you? - Cum te simti?
What's the time? - Cat e ora?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - De ce presedintele ceh Vaclav Klaus a furat pixul?

What's the time? - AAAAAAAADVENUREEE TIIIME!!!

Russian
Good morning - Доброе утро
Good evening - Добрый вечер
Bon Appetite - Приятного аппетита
What's the time? - Который час?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? -Зачем чешский президент Вацлав Клаус украл ручку?

Доброе утро!

Brich safro!

Italian

Good morning - Buongiorno
Good evening - Buonasera
Bon Appetite - Buon appetito
How are you? - Come stai?
What's the time? - Che ora è?
Why did czech president Vaclav Klaus steal the pen? - Perché il presidente ceco Václav Klaus ha rubato la penna?