I'm Over-Run with Zombies [finished]

After halloween bundle season, I find my key file overflowing with the undead. Here are some tips I picked up.

1. Run fast, or at least faster than un-named members of the cast.
2. carry a spare roll of duct tape at all times.
3. Safety first! Take care when running with sharp objects.
4. X-Box controllers can be used as makeshift nunchucks.
5. make sure you unplug them from the X-box first.
6. Zombie-proof housing should be thoroughly tested: if you can chew through the wall, so can a zombie.
7. shambling undead are ALWAYS closer than they appear.
8. Help the environment by using only biodegradable chainsaw oils.

Don't worry. I hear the zombies are only temporary, until the 22nd of November.

[Edit: Oops, another zombie has been added to the horde!]