Why cats can't be as loyal as dogs?

neither wolves nor cats really bother to kill something clean before eating. cats torture their victims canines usually eat them to death and the animal dies of shock. dogs because they're too stupid too, cats because its fun. but how often does a dog get to kill something vs a cat.

Cats don´t think that they are better than humans.. they KNOW it ;)

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they can be with the right sauces

the currently preferred theory (honestly without alot of evidence to justify the switch, but never the less) is that dogs just sortof happened too. they claim less agressive wolves kinda learned to hang around humans eating garbage, then humans decided having something that barked when real wolves, strangers and other dangerous animals showed up was useful and gave them a spot near the fire
and then everything else(running and hunting together dogs+humanz 4 eva, task oriented breeding ect) came later vs the old theory you mentioned of "hunting with wolves would be aswome lets steal a baby and teach it to like us"

the difference is more that the dogs and human thing went somewhere, the cats and human thing more or less stayed near that first stage, and unlike dogs cat breeding has been cosmetic more than function and much more recent with less time to do anything.

(cats were more "hey I found a roomba. it smelled the dust and wandered in can we keep him? [some time later] lets paint the roomba purple [some time later] i'd like a fuzzier roomba" compared to dog's "hey a roomba showed up..[some time later] we've amped up the roomba's sensors so it can find my keys while it dusts [some time later] lets give the roomba a screwdriver so it can fix stuff too...[some time later]...lets teach r2d2 to run games on his harddrive and give it a few new paintjobs....

and then somebody posts a forum question asking why is johnny5 always following me wanting to play tictactoe no matter what I'm trying to do in a vaguely annoying way while all my roomba ever wants to do is wander around eating dust and sometimes get its fuzzy back scratched...when it feels like not when i want to pet it?(and if he wants to be scrached it doesn't matter what I'm doing))

If cat was smart enough they would know that their life is between our hands... lol

what about pythons? when will they start loving me? cause if I had one I'd be keeping a weight on the cage so it doesn't get out and strangle me in my sleep

I'll give you any mammals though.

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Same here. Rare, but not impossible to find.

they recently found a slightly older seperate line of cat bones in asia I think, but cats are still noobs

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.. has been spoken.

My cat pretty much follows me wherever i go. If i'm on the computer, she'll be sitting on top of me, if i'm downstairs at the table, she'll be to the side, if i'm in the bathroom and she didn't get in, she'll be at the door waiting.
So yeah, it depends on a case by case basis.

+1

cats as a species have far less time with humans in addition to the hadndicap being natually solitary creatures.

dogs have been with us so long they follow our eyes and instinctively know what pointing means, thats so specifically human a gesture I mean cats get pointing too, but more of a learned thing they pick up on. and for most of their shared time with humans cats as work animals were more along the line of "tamed enough to coexist with humans" than the direct interaction dogs needed as work animals. Its no wonder they're not as easy to read

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(that cat murder thing actually is backed up by science, if anything those numbers were lowballed compared to other environemtal impact studies on songbird populations.)that is exactly what we domesticated and bred them for afterall. a cat that only hunted when hungry was hardly worth having. This way one cat does the work of a dozen ("you made me this way, and now.. you want it to stop"(well not birds but its hard to breed that specific, like how herding dog breeds happily herd small children in addition to sheep if you let them))

My female cat is a very efficient murderer. She averaged about 4 "presents" a week, on multiple occasions those presents were actually live Garter snakes, with surprisingly little to no damage done to the snakes(which I set free when she wasn't looking).

My cat is freaking awesome and I wouldn't even dream of trading her for any dog in the world!