Some examples:

Final Fantas - Save the world from a soft drink shortage.
Lack Ops: You are a special forces operator in a peaceful country with no special operations going on.
MC - A story about a young guy that has rap battles with angels because there are no devils.
Need For Seed: an extreme gardening and farming simulator, complete with tractor drifting.
Ark Souls - Noah accidentally kills all his family and he must capture their souls and return them to their bodies before God finds out.

Let's see what you got, SteamGifts!
If someone has already used a game title, reply to theirs with your version.

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Bat-Ma Arkham City .... play as a crazy old mom who takes a bat and beat thugs in Arkham City

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Hard Wes - You play as Wes, who is very hard

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To the moo - You are an underpaid farm worker who does nothing but milk cows

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WarRaft II: Tides of Darkness

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IckBrick -- in which you build houses made out of disgusting materials
Zeno Cash -- in which you play as a bright young banker named zeno
Ayday: The Heist -- in which you "ayyyyy lmao" repeatedly and see how many people you can annoy in five minutes
The Desolate Hop -- in which you play hopscotch in a post-apocalyptic wasteland

and heres one i thought was hilarious but realized i removed two letters and not just one but screw it here it is anyway:

Five Nits at Freddys -- in which your son catches head lice right before his slumber party and you must frantically remove the bugs before he spreads them to his friends

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The Desolate Hoe- a dark look at the sex trade and human/child trafficking industry

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So many good ones on this thread already xD

IFA 16: An incredibly boring International Fiscal Association Simulator with annual iterations and in-game purchases.
Dead Pace: A game where you can't move.
Word of Tanks: A game where tanks get to debate tank issues.
Wig Commander: A game about a commander that's taking drastic measures against his imminent baldness.
Mar of the Ninja: A ninja with a bad scar on his face.
No Tie To Explain: ???

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No Tie To Explain - Ever hear of a power tie? Well in this world the ties really do give you powers! But you've lost your "Silver Tongue" tie. The tie you need to sweet talk those investors into your new idea. Now, with investors on their way, you need to find your tie or find a new power that will help you through that presentation.

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That's brilliant.

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As a matter of fact, most people in Spain pronounce it like "Tom Rider", which I always find hilarious.

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Modest contributions to an awesome thread, thank you for the laughs !

Out of the Ark Baseball : how Noah invented the first and best sport once the rain cleared.

Rule the Aves : the Anglo-German pigeon racing rivalry in the early 20th century. (Original game is not on Steam, ironically)

King Arthur's Old : Premiere lèse majesté simulation game.

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Words of magic...
You can add a description :-)

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DAY
A game with no zombies in it.

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  • Aw - Saw remake made especially for those who whine about gory games. All of the blood and guts have been replaced by adorable pictures of puppies and kittens!
  • LIMB - Single-armedly fight your way through a dark world while on a mission to find your severed limb.
  • King Arthur's Old - Play as an elderly King Arthur as he lives out his last days in a retirement home.
  • The Cat Lad - Enter a young boy's dreams, where he dresses up as a cat and fights crime.
  • Naissance - Because that's how it should be spelt and the extra "e" is annoying.
  • Cash Time II - You're unemployed, hungry and can't pay your bills. It's time to go take out some loans! Visit hundreds of different banks and loan agencies in many different locations. Lie to the clerk and see how much money you can "borrow"!

(Sorry if any of these have already been done... I didn't bother to check.)

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I hate myself for not thinking of this one first. Especially when I tend to pronounce it almost the same as "moral" lol

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  • Remember M : M, a long-forgotten French rock singer, has to fight alone the whole evil empire of Music Industry and its evil auto-tuned minions. But in this world dominated by the powerful kings iTunes and Piracy, will M, the last of the True Singers, succeed to get his legacy back ?
  • Football Manger : You are a famous chef. The International Federation of Animal Football choose you to feed the starved sheep-teams after the tournament.
  • The MasterLAN : The ultimate tool to coop with your friends ! Say goodbye to errors and crashes with this easy-to-install software. Only 4.99$ !
  • Moe or Die : Become a sad, crass and ugly bartender in the town of Springfield in this depression simulator. Gun included in the box.
  • The SMS 4 : The most expensive text-based game ever. You begin the game with 5 letters, and you have to buy a new letter every 3 months for 30$.
  • A Boy and his bob : A story about a boy with a terrible haircut.
  • Rim Fandango : Fandango is a man with some... special needs.
  • Castle Rashers : You have to build the most delicious but unhealthy castle ever.
  • Sender - the Arrival : The journey of a mail, from the sender to the recipient.

Edit : Damned, some are already done.

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  • : A game about absolutely nothing
  • Metal Ear Solid: The life of Mike Tyson and his epic adventures of recovering the ears of his fallen foes.
  • Ad Rats: A game where you literally watch ads about rats . . . What did you expect?
  • Meal of Honor™: You are a hungry peasant and you must try and sneak and steal food without the king or his guards finding out.
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LOCK! Once again you lock yourself in the bathroom and must find a way to get out!

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  • The All: The game has it all.
  • Hotline Mami: You get to call a hotline where you get to speak to hot mexican milfs
  • Killer is Dad: The killer is dad, oops spoilers
  • LIMO: You drive a limousine and pick up rich spoiled kids during their sweet sixteen parties.
  • Super Eat Boy: You play as a fat kid trying to overcome obesity.
  • Cthulhu Saves the Word: Cthulhu becomes an english professor.

Sorry, that's all I got.

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DOTA - DOT: A game about a dot

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Left or Dead (Left for Dead) - Dating simulator, here you have to choose to live forever alone or to date mass murderers and psychopaths.
T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl (S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl) - Sit back and relax while listening to the awesome story of ex soviet scientist.
Sniper: Host Warrior (Sniper: Ghost Warrior) - The party in your house is out of control, time to grab a sniper rifle and pacify the crowd
Word of the Stars (Sword of the Stars) - Galactic news network tycoon

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Secret of Man - Go on an epic quest to find the true driving force behind men's thoughts. Spoiler: it's boobs.
Olden Axe II - You thought you were retired, but it's time to get back out there and fight your way through numerous waves of similar enemies... again.
Maniac Manson - Basically the gaming equivalent of a biopic.
Da of the Tentacle - Purple Tentacle returns to his home town to mourn his Irish tentacle father.
Lite Dangerous - The only game to offer three variations of easy modes.
Kin of Fighters - All of your favorite characters' siblings and extended family in a brutal fight to the death.
Meal of Honor - You're finally getting the recognition you deserve... Don't choke!

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Love Meal of Honor

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The Biding of Isaac - Isaac is biding for time until he is powerful enough to kill his mom.

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Everybody's One to the Rapture- The Rapture thinks everyone is the same person.

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Itcher 3: Wild Hunt. Follow the story of the most famous itcher, an elite mosquito slayer for hire, as he struggles to find his lost daughter pursued by giant.... mutant mosquitoes... from... another dimension...ish.

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Hip - Hip is an isometric puzzle game with men with beards, fake glasses and fancy dress! The player must help Hipsters find new old stuff that is so far out of fashion it is now...Hip.

Cos - Cos is a puzzle game where players have to figure out why they are in the level. Players can choose from 50 levels and 3 gameplay modes, Reasons, Raisins and Cos.

Coldfire Eep! - An ancient power lies hidden, deep within some place somewhere, threatening the peaceful town of Newsettle. You play with an avatar so hot that even fire feels cold.

Command Jack - The sequel to Back To Ed. Tiffany finally left her abusive husband Ed and hooked up with kindhearted Jack. never again, she promised herself, so now Jack is her bitch.

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