“You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.”

• Yoda

"You're the Best"

• Joe Esposito

"I am a helicopter, bzzz"
Me, 5 minutes ago.

Life sucks but in a beautiful kind of way.

• Axl rose

“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what."

-Stephen Fry

I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers

-Bender

QOTD:
"If someone's wearing an enclosed helmet, you just smash the helmet with the mace until it's no longer large enough to contain the volume of the head inside of it."-Anonymous observer on medieval warfare.

Everyone has secrets. It's just a matter of finding out what they are.

Stieg Larsson

"As Quintus Cicero put it: 'people want not only promises ... but promises made in a lavish and complimentary way'. They were also bound to ask for favours. 'Whatever you cannot perform, decline gracefully or, better yet, don't decline. A good man will do the former, a good candidate the latter.' Better to promise wherever possible, since 'if you refuse you are sure to rouse antagonism at once, and in more people .... Especially as they are much angrier with those who refuse them than with a man who ... has a reason for not fulfilling his promise, although he would do so if he possibly could.' Election pledges were just as impermanent in the first century BC as they are today, and voters similarly inclined to let optimism triumph over experience."

"Holy Cow!"

• Sonic The Hedgehog, 2014.

Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
Bill Owen

Just in case anyone is confused, I endorse this sentiment and do in fact sometimes homebrew my beer. #DIYORDIE

"I'd take a copy of insurgency"
-beggar

"OxiClean [is] the stain specialist. Powered by the air you breathe, activated by the water that you and I drink." -William Darrell Mays, Jr.

Life seems sometimes like nothing more than a series of losses, from beginning to end. That's the given. How you respond to those losses, what you make of what's left, that's the part you have to make up as you go.

Katharine Weber

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Arthur C. Clarke

One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
-Ansem

"May your beard never fall out, may your friends never prove untrue, may your armor never break just in case they do!"-Anon. Dwarf

« If you risk nothing, you gain nothing »

Also all hail Bears!

-Bear Grylls

"Yo, Gatorade me bitch!"
-Jesse Pinkman

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

(anonymous Steam friend): They had a whole troupe from FSU... GREAT costumes and really talented
Baron Khazadson: Fuck Shit Up?

"Ayyyyyy Lmao"-Ayyyyyyy Lmao

"A fifth? I want at least a sixth!"

“I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.”
― Tom Waits

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
Sir Terry Pratchett