Quotes of the day

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.

-John Steinbeck

Perhaps the biggest myth about cynicism is that it deepens with age. I think what really happens is that experience painfully rips away layers of scales from our eyes, and so we do indeed become more cynical about many of the things we naively accepted when younger.
Julian Baggini

"Such is life."
― Ned Kelly.

"We're not in Wonderland anymore, Alice."
-Charles Manson

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!-Any Ork at some point in their life.

"Fus Ro Baa"
-Me when I played Goat MMO Simulator.

“I wrote this story for you, but when I began it I had not realized that girls grow quicker than books. As a result you are already too old for fairy tales, and by the time it is printed and bound you will be older still. But some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. You can then take it down from some upper shelf, dust it, and tell me what you think of it. I shall probably be too deaf to hear, and too old to understand a word you say, but I shall still be your affectionate Godfather,

C. S. Lewis."

I talk about the gods, I am an atheist. But I am an artist too, and therefore a liar. Distrust everything I say. I am telling the truth.
-Ursula K. Le Guin

"If it pisses you off, It's probably a legitimate strategy."
-SplatterCatGaming

"Ahh nu cheeki breeki i v damki!"
"Papali, papali suki!"

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer.

Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror.

Kill them all, and you are a god." ~ Jean Rostand

"Some people see the galaxy as a giant river of milk. The stars are like drops of oil floating in the sea and our sun and the Earth itself float within it. You could even say that we all live in the waters of the river of heaven."
―Night on the galactic railroad

"Hodor hodor, hodor." -Hodor

"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm."
―Sean Morey

“Far, far below the deepest delvings of the dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things.” -J.R.R. Tolkein

"I can see the day comin' when even your home garden is gonna be against the law."
-Bob Dylan

Who's that?

Snake Plissken

The umbrella that has been inserted to the ass can't be opened.

― Valve (after the trading restrictions)

"I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes."
―Jimi Hendrix

“There is only one god and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: “Not today.”
― Syrio Forel

"Everyone attack!"

-The man at the back

Jogging drops pounds.Bearding drops panties.

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Ho ho ho, merry christmas and strangle elves!

-- Me