My first awesome spectacular forum giveaway XD

Counter Strike Source, Because I like to rub my nipples :)

CSS - because on potato the laugh is the manager

CS S has terrible hit detection people,i won it and i regret it terribly

Both because i'm so stupid to play this games that when I play them I start crying and start running like a cheeta.

Dog fighter - I think i should win because i am awesome and generous xp

Counter-Strike: Source

Now for the joke:
An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Neither.

Damn, I suck at this :(

Dog fighter

Why valdemort uses Twitter and not facebook?

r: because he has followers, not friends

Dog Fighter. Because I ate mayo Hot Dogs this morning. Mm, mayo.

Dogfighter Broooooooo

bump

CS:S because if you dont my cat might get it before me and that would be embarrassing

CSS, i have, never played a cs game, ever (not including cs:go beta)

Thanks for the chance!

CS:S, because i love dogs.

CS:S
Everytime I hear or read "Dog fighter" I imagine a dog with armor and a sword.

Dog Fighter, because if i have the game i will turn you down from a plane without parachute's.

Thanks

CS:S sorry, I couldn't find any funny, original comments on google.

Counter-Strike : Source because I'm spent all my money in the holy city of vegas.I was first born in the wild , my parents were indeed gone.For some akward reasons the moles took care of me in the days of my youth after I was old enough and was able to think I discovered that the moles were not my people. I decided that I should venture arround the world in search for my species. Then , I stumbled upon the holy land Las Vegas there I learned lot's of stuff.For example programming, trouble shooting pc's , gambling and love. Though after years of living in this holy land I have a wife and a kid I decided that I need to go back and meet those who took care of me in the days of my youth.Then something occured to me I need to bring them somekind of present or souvenir so I made them "The perfect Gaming rig" sadly the rig has no games installed and that's when I came across this topic. The moles would totally love to play CS:S espeacially the elder mole the one that tought me ways of the moles. So please if you're kind enough give it to me for the moles.

Jokes asside thanks for the giveaway and yes it's original >.< since I made it I'm not sure if it's funny enough... :D :( >W<

Counter Strike: Source - I once lost my glasses while swimming in the ocean, the next day when I went back to swim with friends, I found them washed up on the beach. Best day of my life.

CS:S coz im sexy and everyone knows it !and they call me the one cheek wonder ! coz my other butt cheek got removed D: !

Dog Fighter: Because fighting with goldfishes can get tiresome after 20years.

css durp

CSS because I will earn all achievments

Counter Strike: Source. Because Strikeing works hold up traffic, need something to counter them with.

I never asked for this.