[Forum Game] Corrupt a Wish

Granted. But everyone else has forgotten everything about anything and they are all hounding you 24/7 with questions about stuff they forgot.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You can fly, but you live on a planet where the entire surface is covered in hydrofluoric acid, so you can never land.

I wish I could live in my dreams for the rest of my days.

The dreams were sweet, until the weren't. Unfortunately, in your delving of dream you found true, unspeakable horror, and will spend time unfathomable with it.

I wish for the most valuable thing of all! A tool that automatically creates perfectly reliable patches for modding of Bethesda games!

Granted, however the tool requires you to pay for a microtransaction every time you start the patched game.

I wish for a good PC port of Jet Set Radio Future.

Granted, except it only runs on Windows XP.

I'd like to get a nice new purple e-bike for free.

Granted. It has a inverted steering. Have fun ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFzDaBzBlL0

I would like to win the lottery.

You win, just to realize this lottery was called the shortest straw and you are now sacrificed for the greater good (as say those who are not sacrificed).

I wish no moronic moron with super-low IQ and reptilian-level moral values can rule any country, organization, or enterprise.

I wish no moronic moron with super-low IQ and reptilian-level moral values can rule any country, organization, or enterprise.

We're run by Skynet instead.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises.

Granted. Next thing that happens is you trip, drop your sandwich, and the hungry dog next to you snatches it and eats it all.

I wish for humans to rediscover their humanity.

Granted, unfortunately the granters view of "humanity" and yours contrast quite strikingly.

I wish for people to leave feedback when they receive a gift!

Your wish is granted, but people leave feedback on wrong giveaways (as in different games given by other people).

I wish I could teleport.

I wish I could own the Planet Earth, tax free.

Granted, you own the earth once it's been engulfed by the sun.

I wish I had a loving girlfriend.

I wish I had a loving girlfriend.

Granted, your loving girlfriend is Annie Wilkes from Misery.

I wish that tools in Animal Crossing NH don't break.

Granted, but now everything else breaks, including the villagers, at random times.

I wish I could spontaneously create my own pocket dimension where I can do literally anything, and be able to escape there at will.

Granted, but you can never be sure you return to your original dimension after you escape.

I wish VAC bans weren't permanent and will be removed (not just hidden).

Granted, the vac ban is remoeved along with the rest of the Steam account.

I wish for pizza, good pizza.

Granted, but it's got pineapple

I wish the next deus ex game will come out within 3 years

Granted, says I. But unfortunately, it's a mobile runner game where you spend all the time collecting data chips running along a subway system. Also, there is a cash shop with microtransactions for skins and characters.

I wish the lockdown quarantine was over.

I wish the lockdown quarantine was over.

It is over. But COVID-19 isn't.

I wish everything would be sold as a buy one, get another one free package next week.

Granted, unfortunately you, and anyone's whose actions would benefit you, spend the next week in a coma.

I wish for ingeniousness of an unknown variety and origin.

I wish for ingeniousness of an unknown variety and origin.

Granted. The most ingenious alien machine falls on Earth directly into your house, but hits you in the head, kills you instantly and self-destructs because that's how the aliens designed it.

I wish aliens would abduct me and ask me to work with them for a greater purpose.

I wish aliens would abduct me and ask me to work with them for a greater purpose.

Wish granted, that greater purpose was the aliens overthrowing their leaders, but it failed and all of you were eliminated.

I wish my existing PC could every game that ever was or ever will be made.

Granted; your PC can run anything, but it cannot use a mouse or keyboard; your mouse is a Power Glove, and your keyboard is a Uforce.

I wish I could manipulate my DNA at will.