[Forum Game] Corrupt a Wish

I wish I could manipulate my DNA at will.

You can, you just have no idea what any modification will result into, easily killing yourself by touching the wrong gene.

I wish for Disney to lose the license to any Star Wars products.

Granted, now Disney doesn't own Star Wars any more, but got bought by Tencent not long after! Now all the Star Wars product you will ever get is some Star Wars theme's mobile games (and its not the good ones)

I wish anime girls are real and they are just horny and attractive as they always are on anime!

Granted. But they're also all insane yanderes regardless of their original personalities and will murder all your loved ones and soon after torture and murder you too if you ever go anywhere near one.

I wish I was able to fix humanity's many problems.

Granted, but you are The Littlest Hobo and destined to wander eternally or as long as dogs live anyway without really making any difference to humanity as a whole.

I wish that I didn't have a 7 feet tall privet hedge surrounding three sides of my block. What a pain to maintain.

Granted, now you have a 15 feet tall hedge that you still have to maintain.

I wish for a magical self-upgrading PC that could always run any game on ultra.

Granted you get a top of the line self upgrading PC, but whenever it upgrades itself it automatically deduces the cost from your bank account or wallet, if you don't have any money it will randomly sell any of your other possessions, if you don't have any other possessions it will sell your organs. Enjoy!

I wish for nothing!

Granted, all your possessions including the clothes on your back vanish.

I wish I had a kilo gold bar.

Granted, but the mafia will soon be on your doorstep wanting their gold back.

I wish I was very attractive.

Granted. Swarms of vermin and insects are irresistibly drawn to you.

I wish I could make a positive difference to humanity.

| I wish I could make a positive difference to humanity.
Granted but you are on drugs hallucinating.

I wish I was superman.

"I wish I was superman"
Granted! But you can only use your powers when you weigh over 400 pounds (181 KG) and are completely naked.

I wish there was no greed in the world.

Granted but only because everyone had to evacuate to Mars after global warming.

I wish going out in public in (only) boxer shorts was legal

I wish going out in public in (only) boxer shorts was legal

Granted, but now staying in (only) boxer shorts while in private is illegal. And the government has cameras in everyone's house to ensure the law is followed.

I wish the coronavirus was revealed to be a sham and nothing but a marketing scheme by the corona beer.

Granted, but there is now a Rolling Rock virus, and it's real.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted, that fish becomes your master and subjects you to a lifetime of servitude.

I wish everyone was nicer to each other.

I wish Cyberpunk2077 had no John Wick Shit.

Granted. Now it has John Wick pee.

I wish I could master any skill instantly and at will.

Granted. You master any skill instantly, and therefore there is no feeling of accomplishment for doing so. You learn many things instantly, but end up doing mostly nothing because having those skills already maxed out makes you perfect in everything you do, with no space for improvement which gets repetitive and boring.

I wish I could spawn any food I want out of nothing and eat whatever I want without having to worry about the health disadvantages that comes with doing so.

I wish I could spawn any food I want out of nothing and eat whatever I want without having to worry about the health disadvantages that comes with doing so.

Anything you spawn tastes like shit and has 0 nutritional value.

I wish for e-sports to match football (real football, not handegg) in popularity.

Granted, all footballs now miraculously become gaming monitors tossed and kicked around hitting real footballers in the head and killing them.

I wish everyone complaining about the 29.99 priced free Shogun 2game would just be patient and give the time for the bug to be fixed.

Granted, but some waited too long and missed the promotion. Happy now?

I wish for all games, even console/platform exclusives, were on Steam and I owned them all.

Granted, but Valve banned your account because it was highly suspicious that you got every single game ever in your account. You could try tech support but you have no proof of purchase for any of these games.

I wish for one more wish.

Granted, but it goes to the person who dislikes you the most.

I wish for a balloon that can not be popped

I wish for a balloon that can not be popped

You get a balloon that can't be popped, but it's given to you by Pennywise the Dancing Clown. It kills you in your sleep.

I wish I had a complete home gym so I wasn't hostage to public gyms with their fees, opening hours/days and random extended closures.

Granted, but you injure yourself on the first day and can't use it

I wish I could make up my mind on a new career