[Forum Game] Corrupt a Wish

You called it vigilantism, they called it murder. And gave you a few life sentences to boot. Oh well, at least it went well for a bit.

I wish for a jar of my grand aunt's apricot pineapple jam.

Granted. It's past due from a few years ago.

I wish the next wish on this thread would not be corrupted.

| I wish the next wish on this thread would not be corrupted.
Granted, it's called curse now.

I wish the next person won million dollars.

I did, but money are pretty useless on the post-apocalyptic Earth.

I wish the skin on my hands stopped getting so dry all the time.

I wish the skin on my hands stopped getting so dry all the time.

Granted. Now you get wrinkly hands just from the air's humidity.

I wish I could read, write and speak all languages, even extinct ones.

Granted. However you are now locked forever in a pitch black cave with nothing to read, write on, and no one to talk to.

I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish. :P

Your wish is granted, however you are forever incapable of expressing your wish.

I wish for the next person to post to receive a vending machine that disposes only gnomes.

I wish for the next person to post to receive a vending machine that disposes only gnomes.

Ugh, wish granted, but I hate gnomes and now I also hate you :D

I wish I could go back in time.

Granted! You go back to late medieval times where you are a wealthy noblemanorlady who has many fine adventures and is kind to the people and much loved. However, you have a terrible excruciating toothache and modern dentistry has not yet been invented.

I wish someone would bake me a delicious chocolate cake.

Granted, you step out of my oven as a delicious chocolate cake.

I wish the next person who goes to corrupt this wish would have no ability to corrupt any wishes.

Granted, but me not being able to corrupt it achieves nothing.

I wish I could finish the projects I start, and within a reasonable time.

Granted. Now you have a compulsive need to finish everything you even just think about, and therefore live in constant stress and disarray.
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I wish that everyone would magically have a cake on their kitchen table in the morning of their birthday.

I wish that everyone would magically have a cake on their kitchen table in the morning of their birthday.

They do, but it causes various tooth cavities to anyone who eats it.

I wish for renewable energy to become common and cheap.

Granted, your mom is now called "renewable energy" who is, as we all know, common and cheap :D It's a joke don't hate me.

I wish you don't hate me.

Granted, but i hate everyone else instead.

I wish that this thread was not copied directly off the TF2 forums.

Granted, it was ripped off Giant in the Playground Forums, as the opening post stated.

I wish for mischief.

Granted, but it solely happens to you.

I wish everything was free, for me.

Granted. Now everyone except for you has to pay for everything twice as much and hates you for that.

I wish for the fourth season of Twin Peaks.

Granted. Season 4 premieres this fall, the new show-runner is Rian Johnson and he subverts your expectations.

I wish all my strawberries tasted as good as that one really good one you would've saved for last.

Granted. All strawberries plants and seeds are destroyed, rendering strawberries to be extinct. Now it is vacuously true that all strawberries tastes as good as that last one you saved, because no strawberry exist anymore.

I wish my toaster can play AAA games.

Granted. Your toaster can play Pac-man, Galaga and Donkey Kong. AAA games from +/- 40 years ago.

I wish I could visit the barber for a new haircut. I kinda need one.

Granted, you visit the barber but risk getting infected by COVID-19.

I wish I could transfer my steam library to stadia.

Granted, but since Stadia is already a sinking ship, you have a few days of agonizing gameplay in about 2 frames per second and the resolution of an old brick Game Boy until the service goes under forever, and now, you don't even have your games on Steam anymore.

I wish I could figure out what kind of food I was craving AND it was something that existed; no more lime Pop-Tarts!

Your wish has been granted, but now you can't remember and forgot every other food other than the food you were craving for.

I wish I could procrastinate less and finish more work, and have more time to do more of what I want with my assignments already finished.