[Forum Game] Corrupt a Wish

Your wish has come true now we live in a dystopian world where Celebrities are now Politicians so every new movie that is made about them becomes factual no matter how sci-fi or fantasy it is. Monsters and aliens in the whitehouse and only the President can save the world! Got IT!

I wish that there will be a way for everyone to earn income by playing games

Wish granted! Every genre is banned except hentai...

I wish to become this world's ruler.

Wish granted! You are now a very very very long strip of rigid plastic, marked at regular intervals, and can be used to measure really big distances.

I wish my dogs were friends with each other instead of fighting all the time.

Granted. They become better friends with each other than with you so you're now the awkward third wheel.

I wish for a good cup of coffee.

Granted. Now when you drink anything you say "That's a good cup of coffee."

I wish to be the King of Hell.

You are now the King, Kaiser, Emperor of Hell but the Doom Guy is knocking at your doorstep

I wish to finally complete No Nut November

Granted. You will complete it to discover every month became a November, you'll be in an eternal autumn of falling leaves (and no nuts).

I wish to finally find a really better desk chair at an affordable price.

Granted: You now have infinite uncorruptable wishes but all wishes must be made in ancient R'lyehian. Take care not to drive yourself insane while learning the language!

I wish mangosteens lasted longer before spoiling or rotting.

Granted: mangosteen now last forever without any sign of change, never, under any condition. Putting one in your mouth is just the beginning of a slow and painful process that usually ends in screams, tears, and difficulty to sit.

I wish to be able of moving things with the power of my mind.

Granted: You can't control where it goes or how fast it moves.

I wish I can finish my papers before the due date.