[Forum Game] Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but that truth was more than the world could handle, and now, there's widespread panic and everyone is inexplicably on fire.

I wish that basketball games in Meatspace were as ridiculous as they are in NBA Jam.

Granted, but because they got so ridiculous they are moving to NBA Jam now and no more basketball in Meatspace. (Did I make sense? I know nothing about this)

I wish all steamtrades users moved to barter.vg.

Wish granted, everyone who moved stops trading altogether after a few days due to the confusing UI.

I wish that I could eat anything I wanted and only gained weighted if I willed it.

Granted and the game industry will be the first one to collapse, because GabeN gives all games and ingame items away for free. Eventually GabeN also gifted everyone in the world VR setups, causing the majority of the world being hooked into VR and neglecting their real world duties. This in turn causes the world to fall into an even worse economic depression and because of corona will break the economy in some countries. This then will lead to revolutionaries trying to take power in the government, causing wars to break out. The United Nations and America try to help, but because of their disagreements and america's gaben being mostly the blame here, a third world war breaks out. This world war causes a lot of death and despair for years, fucking up the whole world. I hope you're happy now.

I wish for Titanfall 3.

Granted. Zombie Michael Jackson is now real-life instead of just an appearance in his Thriller music video. And shortly after the first few live shows, it turns out him biting band and audience members is also not an act, but him causing a zombie apocalypse.

I wish EA would go back to how they were in the early-to-mid 2000's. Trying to save franchises and founding new studios for new franchises, instead of running every property they have into the ground for a variety of bullshit reasons.

Wish granted! EA stops making identical sequels, creates 5 new studios, and lets them develop great creative games, without interfering, only serving money as much as they need.
After 6 months, though, Activision Blizzard buys EA, cancels all the projects and demands they make games only for phones.

I wish you could buy games on Steam and save them as gifts in your inventory again.

Your wish is granted and you can buy games and save them in your inventory again. However, you're not able to gift them to anybody and Steam sets them to only be visible to the so they either sit looking pretty (for you only) or you can add them to your own library.

I wish my cat was able to relax by herself in the garden.

I wish a disgruntled client hires an elite hacker to wipe all the data and backups on the servers of the company I work at, while leaking whatever shady thing they'd find there shortly after I quit.

Granted, but among the things they leak are nudes of yours that they obtained with a P.I., making you internet famous within seconds and unable to get hired anywhere.

I wish people agreed on how to pronounce the .gif extension.

Wish granted, people decide that for some reason it should be said backwards, and now the .gif extension, pronounced fig, shall be forever confused with the fruit.

I wish for regional pricing/gifting restrictions to go away on Steam

Granted however, restrictions are now called limitations and based on city name one lives in...

I wish that I would get out of bed and take a shower.

Granted, but you don't have a soap and a towel, so you get back to the bed wet, dirty and frustrated.

I wish I could teleport to anywhere in the world.

Granted. Sadly the process of teleporting involves converting your body to energy witch is incredibly lethal. Hopefully they will be able to gather enough of your remains for a proper funeral.

I wish that the next person's wish will go horribly wrong!

I wish people lost the ability to be good at bullshitting others ...

Granted. People's desire to disbelieve the truth remains, however, so no matter how desperately you try to point out reality, some people insist on deluding themselves that things are other than what they truly are.

I wish I hadn't been gifted all those Lara bars. I doubt I will ever eat another one for as long as I live.

Granted but instead you wake up to find your Steam account is filled only games with Lara Croft in them... hundreds of Tomb Raider game versions and you are doomed to only play those games the rest of your life.

I wish I had a bar of soap and a towel so I can finish my shower!

Granted, but repair work has begun in your area and the water was turned off for the next month.

I wish every 10th Lego piece that falls to the floor to become invisible until people step on it

Owwww gosh darn it that hurt... and I had bare feet too... However,, they not only have become invisible but as huge as houses with the first invisible one crushing your car and house flat.

I wish this thread wasn’t such a magnet for me... it must show I have repressed control issues.

Sure thing. You no longer feel atracted to this thread, instead every time you try to do anything on the internet this thread apears as an unblockable pop-up that you can't close.

I wish the moon was inhabitable for humans.

Dang this thread just keeps popping up and I cant do anything about it... maybe if I corrupt the last wish posted it will stop and leave me alone!

As far as the moon, it is now fully inhabitable for humans but so many moved there that it threw off the moons axis and sent it hurling to the sun to explode.

I wish this dern pop up would just leave me alone so I can go to bed in peace.

Ok, you can go to bed but you can't reach it, so now your life is just an endless journey to your bed

I wish anyone who gets a paper-cut also to get a lemon juice over that cut

I wish anyone who gets a paper-cut also to get a lemon juice over that cut

Granted. All lemon juice in the world turns into sweet milk cream, alleviating pain for anyone gets a paper-cut. A few weeks later, ti'punch lovers hunt you around the world until they catch you and drown you in milk.

My turn: I wish anybody necroing an old thread finds a funny one, so forum lurkers are not pissed of.

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