[Forum Game] Corrupt a Wish

Baldur's gate will be ported tro PC but from the guys that ported Arkham Knight.

I wish for the coronavirus to go away ffs enough already

"I wish for the coronavirus to go away ffs enough already"

Done, but now everyone in the world is an antivaxxer.

I wish for a new, current year gpu.

Granted, but the new gpu is all what you have.

I wish for all the people to live happily ever after and to die on the same day

I wish for all the people to live happily ever after and to die on the same day

Granted, but the die we all die was today.

I wish for warmer weather.

Sure, why not. Now it's always 40°C outside.

I wish to see a von Trier's movie with Tilda Swinton playing the main part (kinda a niche wish, but totally a real one).

I wish to see a von Trier's movie with Tilda Swinton playing the main part

It's a remake of 2 girls 1 cup.

I wish the Hiatus X Hiatus writer to get to work and finish the series.

Granted, but it's all filler and fanservice.

I wish Bethesda would open source Fallout 76.

granted but not only fallout 76 but everything is open source, even the election system

i wish vaccines worked

i wish vaccines worked

Granted, but nothing changes as they already do work.

Can we get a new Ace Attorney game?

Granted, but it's in an indecipherable language.

I wish for a glass of water.

I wish for a glass of water.

You become allergic to it.

I wish for no more reality shows being retransmited anywhere.

As requested, your wish has been granted, reality television shows are now not transmitted anywhere in particular, rather they are transmitted everywhere, on everything.

I wish for any book that I wish to read to be at my fingertips, instantaneously.

I wish for any book that I wish to read to be at my fingertips, instantaneously.

You get every book you want in your hands, but you remember you're King Midas from the Greek mythology, with the curse to turn everything you touch into gold.

I wish for Sony to port all Playstation exclusives to PC.

I wish for Sony to port all Playstation exclusives to PC.
Granted, but they're stuck with the same terrible optimization as Saint's Row 2, Batman Arkham Knight, etc

I wish for a good night's sleep

granted but you suffered from insomnia

i wish ive lived in 50s new york

Granted. You're transported back in time and get to live as a hobo in 50s New York.

I wish cures for depression actually worked. T.T

I wish cures for depression actually worked. T.T

Granted but you still have to wait a long ass time to get seen by doctors or pay out your ass for a private one to even give you the medicine after putting you through rigourous interviewing and testing.

I wish travel agents werent being so wishy washy and would refund people thier money instead of giving them travel vouchers.

Granted. They refund your money,. But they do it in cash, using Dutch Guilder coins which are no longer in use and can no longer be interchanged for a usable currency.

I wish I had a nice cold beer on hand.

(Ninja'd)

Your wish is granted, however you can't drink the beer due to being tied down, that beer, super glued to your hand merely sits in the center of your vision, so close, yet so far.

I wish for motivation!

Wish granted, you now have the motivation to become more motivated about being motivated.

I wish that a lawyer be hired to help the next person write their wish.

Granted.

I wish to get a million $ from goplayer7 because of minor copyright infringements.

Wish granted. A large sheet of paper with a million $ has been repeatedly typed on it in ridiculously small font. You now have a permanent squint, and see hidden messages in everything you look at.

I wish for a great running late '60's muscle car as my daily driver, and the money to afford to run it.

Granted, but it will be painted with pictures of giants butts and the horn makes a farting sound.

I wish we could travel faster than light.

Granted. However, despite the (literally) astronomical odds, you immediately end up crashing your FTL Space Ship into a Neutron Star because you couldn't see where you were going at that speed.

I wish humanity would achieve true reliable interstellar travel and colonize our galaxy, thus ensuing the species would not die out any time soon.

I wish humanity would achieve true reliable interstellar travel and colonize our galaxy, thus ensuing the species would not die out any time soon.

Granted, but we also end up killing every other living species out there, intelligent and not.

I wish to know everything about everything.

this thread is so much fun