[Forum Game] Corrupt a Wish

You finish all your work ahead of time. You are so efficient that you are given even more work and you finish that on time too. More and more work piles one because you are just so good at it! No good job goes unpunished, you know! As a result, you have no free time at all.

I wish to go ice skating on Europa.

Granted, now you're stuck on Jupiter's moon with no return

I wish some replies would be more creative than "okay, but totally unrelated bad things happen to cancel out your wish instead of corrupting it"

I wish some replies would be more creative than "okay, but totally unrelated bad things happen to cancel out your wish instead of corrupting it"

Granted, but the corrupting of the wish becomes so elaborate that it turns into a boring walltext, killing any joy from the thread.

I wish for One Piece to get a prequel.

Granted, but that prequel will be 98% fillers and 2% actual episode .
i wish the autor of overlord novel din´t complain too munch....

Granted, the bag of Chips is taken away from the autor of overlord so he can no longer complain too MUNCH...

I wish half life had a real part 3 non-VR instead of a prequel that is VR only

granted: It's called Half-Life 2: Episode One and was released in 2006

I wish I knew why I was playing this silly forum game.

Granted: because there isn't anything better to do at the moment but now you're doomed to watch Crunchyroll dubs of Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon anytime you think of posting anything online.

I wish they'd put all the episodes and seasons of Doctor Who on Netflix. Region locks suck haha

Granted, but region locks don't go away. So now it's all there, including the old, lost episodes of the 1st and 2nd Doctor. But only if your region is Antarctica.

I wish for a new Gradius game.

Granted, however the new Gradius game is VR and is nothing like the original Gradius and is filled with bugs and is doomed to stay in Early Access forever with mostly negative reviews.

I wish I could be healed from sickness and never get sick again.

I wish I could be healed from sickness and never get sick again.

Grats, you ded.

I wish to be able to have a limitless save/load feature IRL which I can use in a mental menu whenever I want.

Granted, but you lose 1 IQ each time you load a save point.

I wish that sugar is salty, salt is sweet, and water is spicy.

Granted. Now every cooking recipe leads to horrible mixes of salty and sweet ingredients. And when you try to wash that disgusting taste from your mouth, spiced water burns your throat to the tears.

I wish I stop hearing Wheatley's voice in my head everytime I see a picture of Trump.

Granted. Side effect is you lost your sight, so you can't see picture of Trump anymore. Still, you can imagine it and hear Wheatley again!

I wish for ability to extinguish any fire almost instantly (to prevent implosions and such) by power of my own will.

Granted, however the system is riddled with transaction fees, to the point that it'd be better to host Yard Sales in Nowhere, Kansas, or to shop Steam's standard prices.

I wish that things, of an as yet unspecified nature, ran smoothly.

Granted, but only for 5 minutes

I wish for a song to listen to

Granted (probably) as you left the things unspecified you'll never be sure what exactly you made happen or how it will adversely affect you. You will spend the rest of your life dreading whatever it is.

@=$#%& Magnificent you ruined my wish granting

Because of this I am granting your wish. Here is your song

https://youtube.com/watch?vl=en&v=XqZsoesa55w

I hope it gets stuck in your head.

I wish this game would end right now.

Wish granted, but oh no, now I broke that wish, oopsy.

I wish I was secretly legitimate rich.

You are secretly legimate rich but you get in love with a woman that wants all your money and tries to kill you at least once a week

I wish I was energetic all the time

Granted. You're eternally hyperactive and will never know what "resting", "relaxing" or similar words mean ever again.

I'll keep things simple.

I wish I had some proper poutine to eat.

I wish I had some proper poutine to eat.

You get a poutine. You still have to pay for it, and it's heavily overpriced.

I wish everyone in the world was born already knowing the same common and easy to use universal language, which automatically gets updated in our minds as it evolves.

Granted! As a side effect, there's now a new branch of organized crime that specializes in candy-trafficking, which causes all sorts of trouble wherever kids gather.

I wish for trustworthy politicians that strive for keeping the factual truth instead of building their own image/feeding their own ego.