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Who is Jon Snow's mother and why it is Megatron

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Also you're a bully :/

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Cool guy!

What if I lose my coolness by opening this thread!? Doh! I should've used protection!

Megatron is Jon Snow's mother.

                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                     
I'm sure of it.

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I'm not cool enough to write that long essay :/

For your puzzle i will respond nothing, cool people don't need to remember others how cool they are
Ned and Megatron probably made love to Sonic Adventure Mystic ruin theme, that's the only explanation

Who is John Snow’s mother? That seems to be the question every “Game of Thrones” fan has been asking himself since diving into George R.R. Martin’s “A Song of Ice and Fire.” But after a recent interview with TV Guide it looks like the mystery surrounding everyone’s favorite bastard is more complicated than you imagined.

Kit Harington, who plays Snow on the hit HBO series, teased fans that his character is actually the love child of Cher and Brian May. And although we found his response rather amusing, it did raise the question of whether we should be questioning who is Snow’s father is as well as his mother.

Sean Bean, who took on the beloved character Ned Stark, recently revealed during an interview with Vulture that he’s “obviously not Jon Snow’s dad.” This seemingly harmless quote started a frenzy among “GoT” fans, causing even the most devoted readers to re-evaluate everything they once thought.

So, if Ned isn’t Jon Snow’s father – then who is? Luckily for us, die-hard fans have taken a magnifier to Martin’s books, attempting to retrace their steps and track down any clues regarding who the parents of Jon Snow really are. And they’ve stumbled upon a theory that may just leave you speechless.

It’s been rumored that Ned isn’t Jon Snow’s father -- but his uncle. That’s right, according to fans, the alleged bastard son of Ned is actually his nephew and the true-born son of Ned’s sister Lyanna, who was kidnapped by Prince Rhaegar Targaryen when she was just 14.

Lyanna’s capture is what sparked Robert’s Rebellion. Robert Baratheon, Ned’s best friend, was set to wed Lyanna prior to her kidnapping. He and Ned then made it their mission to retrieve Lyanna from the Tower of Joy in Dorne. But when Ned finally found his sister, she was dying in a scene that hinted she had just given birth. Considering she was 16 at her death, it makes it physically impossible for Robert to be the father of her child (but we can debate this, considering wilder things have happened in “GoT”).

“Promise me, Ned,” was the last thing Lyanna said to her brother before dying, words that haunted Ned until his untimely death.

What could the promise be? Some fans believe that Lyanna had asked Ned to raise her son as his own considering he wouldn’t survive in Robert’s kingdom as part Targaryen. Because Ned had such a deep love for his sister, he agreed despite the effect on his new marriage to Catelyn Stark. We always knew Ned was an honorable man! No wonder Ned never wanted to discuss the woman who he allegedly had Jon with.

Who is Jon Snow's mother and why it is Megatron?
Because Jon Snow know nothing and Megatron is cool D:

Jon Snow's mother is Megatron. The reason why is that in its youth, Megatron worked as a prostitute in a brothel in King's Landing. Lord Eddard Stark, returning from a good hunting party with the king and wanting to celebrate with some fornicating, went to that brothel and, avid of new experiments, chose to spend the night with Megatron, and that is how Jon Snow was conceived.

I live in a giant fridge, so I'm obviously cool. It happens that this fridge was Megatron's lover a long time ago, when they were running a peep show together on Cybertron. Wanna know the most freaking part of that ? Megatron is the mother, but the fridge is the father.
By the way, no point bullying me for more characters, that's already 300.

Not cool enough :c

Don't open unless you are very cool. You've been warmed.

"Who is Jon Snow's mother and why it is Megatron"

-A short essay by M. S. Thunder.

Who is Jon Snow's mother and why it is Megatron? As many fans know, Megatron, Lord of the Transformers and ruler of the universe, has lived in this planet for over 5000 years. In his autobiography "All hail Megatron", he wrote some pages about his childhood, and how it was filled with violence and electricity abuse. His parents and brothers all were addicted to high levels of electricity, one of the most common drugs there is in the Transformers universe.

He dedicated 2 chapters to this issue, both quite short, in wich he explained the emotional scars this childhood left in him. This scars led him to also become a drug abuser, and lately into prostitution and street fights. One of his clients, Dick Snow, had a severe bipolar disorder and during sexual encounters he used to beat Megatron and force him to do things that were forbidden by his religion, such as the space position, and other sexual moves in wich mostly toys were used to induce pain to the user. A while after that, Megatron decided that it was time to leave behind his job as a hooker, and moved into the bussiness of conquering the New York Broadway show.

So he became a dancer, and in a few months, he was even more famous than the prestigious and brilliant composer Mux Thander, one of the greatest dancers and Saxophone players of all times. But soon his past caught up with him, and he received a visit from Dick Snow. He wrote in his book that Mr. Snow wildly raped him, forcing him to say he was his "censored" while doing so. This act of violence left Megatron pregnant, and also made him go back in time (for is well known a massive amount of violence creates a vortex in space-time continnum) to 1673. After nine months, he gave birth to a child, who was later known as... Jon Snow.

TL;DR: Megatron was a whore.

Well you see, Megatron likes to kill and rape. In Game of Thrones a lot of characters love to kill and rape.
Jon Snow sucks ass but likes to wear black. Black is associated with darkness, and darkness with evil.
THUS MEGATRON IS JON SNOW'S TRUE MOTHER!

As the great Paul Heaton has spoken:

Well they said if I wrote the perfect essay
You would put me on your whitelist
Well I wrote it but I lost it
And now will you put me there anyway?

So, what gives?

(If you can place the reference, I might put you on my whitelist...)

"Who is Jon Snow's mother and why it is Megatron"

Because Galvatron went back in time and was also his father!

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