Here in New Zealand, I just tend to use Bugger. Which is just a general curse word, without the meaning it would have in the UK.
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So, you're pretty much saying (for instance, when your main HDD breaks) "aw, BUGGER!!!" ? :D
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It was my response to a friend losing his job as well (and considering he was my 'rich' friend who was going to give me his current graphics card during his planned update early next month, it was deserving of the word).
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Well, bugger.
It seems really hard to get properly riled up about something if you can't curse properly.
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Portuguese
Eu amo-te("I hate you")
Desejo o melhor para ti("Go to hell, you bitch")
Feliz dia de anos("I hope you die in hell")
Tens um bonito sorriso(something like "pig face")
Pareces bem("you looks like crap")
All I can think right now. Have fun with this deep cursing.
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So evil you can't even think. Just don't try to think and let it go >:D
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lol, i'm portuguese and i understand that. It's all the opposite.
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Damn you, it should be a secret!
Then he would use those phrases to people, thinking it was cursing when it's actually compliments!
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that's an awesome idea, haha ;) (and I would totally have fallen for it, too!)
Maybe the next thread/GA will be about compliments ;)
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AHAHAHAHAH, that troll was actually enjoyable and funny :p
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I Speak Spanish and this means:
Feliz dia de anos = Happy Asses day
But if you Mean Happy birthday is: Feliz Cumpleaños
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Lol South Africa takes the cake for curses. We have a word which cannot be said in public, should you say it in public you can lose your job and potentially be jailed for it. I won't say it, you can google it if you want or I can give a translation for it if someone wants. It's very racist though
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whaaat ? :D
Wow, that's new to me, haha :D
Is it REALLY that big a deal, if you're being honest.. or is it just a "not gladly seen" word ?
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Unfortunately it's still a very big deal. America had slavery, we had Apartheid. A News Reader by the name of Darren Scott called a person the word in a barfight and lost his job. It's also not the first time someone very important has been affected by it >.<
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Fokkit eks nie bang nie! Dis kaffer - daai is die woord wat jy soek!
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'n Broer van Suid-Afrika :D. Ek is nie bang vir die woord nie. Dit is 'n probleem met Suid-Afrika
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What are the odds, né? Yip, die Afrikaner moet skaam wees oor sy bestaan. But we shall prevail, kaffers of te not!
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turkish
kedi canını senin. (i want to fuck you all day long.)
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ahahah :D
He meant something only Turkish people understands. Translation is not correct. There is not a right translation for this. :)
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Einfach mal ein Jahr auf Gaming scheißen...Kann mich nicht mehr begeistern. RL ist irgendwie angesagt...
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Okay, ich wünsch dir viel Spaß im RL :)
Ich kann dich verstehen.. irgendwie sind nicht mal die Triple-A-Titel der letzten Zeit richtig gut und RL-Entfremdungs-würdig :/
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Is that polish? Sorry, I have no idea :D
What does it mean ?
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Butterfly leg and chicken feather xD imho this is not even close to our swears
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that can't be transleted :DDD
it's sth like:
butterfly leg
chick quill
those are curses when somebody doesn't want to curse but have to stress release
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aaah, okay ;) well, it makes sense ;)
"What, my TV doesn't work again? BUTTERFLY LEG!"
love it ;)
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Portuguese
Filho da puta("Motherfucker")
Vai se fuder("Fuck off")
Cuzão("Asshole")
Merda("Shit")
Que porra é essa!?("What fuck is that!?")
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Thanks for sharing, haha - I will remember "Cuzão" for sure :P how is it pronounced ?
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Click to hear it :P https://translate.google.com/#pt/en/cuz%C3%A3o
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Oh, cmon... Even I know that Filho da puta is "Son of a bitch".
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Motherfucker = fodedor de mães :P
https://translate.google.com/?hl=pt-BR#en/pt/cuz%C3%A3o , click on "sound" abaris :)
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In portuguese, these cursing words have a "scale":
Filho da Puta (worst cursing) - motherfucker
Filho da Égua (a bit more nice) - son of a bitch
Filho da Mãe (way more nice) - ?
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Doos - C=nt
Naaier - Wh=re
Fok jy - F=ck off
Kak - Sh=t
Gat - Assh=le/hole in general
The very worst word means "Piece of sh=t -insert race-". It's from Apartheid
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Mist, blöder!
Das ist jetzt aber doof.
Unschön.
Och menno.
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Croatian- too many to list since we curse like crazy but let me share a few... xD
jebemu mater (something along the lines of I f*ck his mother)
pička materina (mother's pussy- used when something goes wrong)
u kurac (in dick)
krepaj (drop dead)
crkni (drop dead)
debil (a moron)
mrzim te (I hate you- so not really a curse but it matches the theme)
odjebi (fuck off)
goni se (fuck off)
mrš (impossible to translate, the closest translation would be "shoo" like shooing someone away but it is very insulting/ closely related to fuck off)
Jeboo ti pas mater (dog fucks your mother)
But the very best thing about Croatian curses is that they are basically never-ending. You can put as many of them together as you wish and it always makes sense :D
Like this:
Jebo ti pas mater da ti jebo pičku materinu debilu glupi (Dog fucked your mother, fucked your mother's pussy you stupid moron)
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hahah...ima toga još...bar u nečem smo dobri i prvi ;)
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The translations are a bit off, grammatically. None of them are actually in the past tense; it's the optative mood that has only remained petrified in toasts, prayers, and curses. And we don't pray as much as we drink and curse.
Therefore, "jebo ti pas mater" is really "may a dog fuck your mother". (Also, "pička" is not so much "pussy" as it is "cunt". Pussy is a nice word, as words go.)
Anyway, we have a metric fuckton (of course it's metric; only the US and Liberia insist on the Imperial system) of generic curses, but it's the tailor-made curses that take the cake. My personal favorite is "jebo ti pas kosti" (may a dog fuck your bones).
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I just love the fact that you're getting "political" over the metric system, made my day, haha :D :D
Thanks for clarifying :)
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As a matter of fact, I did consider translating the way you suggested, but have opted against it as not all who visits these forums are proficient in English so I've decided to not go full grammar nazi.
Also, none of them were translated in the past tense, as you can see they are in present simple for the very reason I have mentioned earlier on.
The only exception to this rule is the example where I used past simple as the optative mood would have sounded too pretentious to be used a curse.
As for the cunt/pussy choice, well, both are correct if you consider different applications and the ideas behind these words in Croatian.
You might call someone "pička" if they are a coward, and you wouldn't mean "cunt" as "cunt" has a different meaning when used as an insult. If you want to offend someone for being greedy you might use "pička" in the "cunt" manner.
And why did I use "pussy" instead of "cunt"? Well, I'm a lady and I prefer not to go full-out xD
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Thanks for sharing :P
Damn, you almost curse as much as this polish dude who commented :P
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"Jebo ti bok isus krvavu mater razapetu na križu naopačke" - this one is very hard to translate, but trust me its intense, very intense
"Dabogda te stara u čevapima tražila" - also hard to translate, without losing the meaning
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Huh. Being Russian and knowing both Ukrainian and Belarusian I can intuitively understand most of curses. Go, slavs! =:D
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español: (Chile)
andate a la mierda hijo de puta
maricon culiao conchetumadre
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Whore, we almost never use "bitch". Its a far too friendly word.
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In french :
- Putain de merde (fucking shit)
- Fais chier (same)
- Va te faire foutre (go fuck yourself)
- Va crever en enfer (die in hell)
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I've literally NEVER seen a cursing French person :D
Thanks for sharing - I'm definitely NOT using these next time I visit France :P (cough cough)
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In polish:
chuj - dck.
dupek - asshole.
dziwka - wh0re (light).
kurwa - wh0re (hard).
spierdalaj/wypierdalaj/spieprzaj - fck off.
pojebany/zjebany/chujowy - fcked up.
gówno - sh!t.
zajebiste - fcking awesome.
pierdol sie - fck you.
skurwysyn - son of a b!tch.
idiota - idiot/dumbass.
kretyn - moron.
szmata - kind of wh0re.
matkojebca - motherfcker.
pizda/cipa - pussy.
chuj ci w dupe - dck in your ass/fck you.
Do kurwy nędzy - fck!.
ruchać,jebać,pierdolić - fck .
Also if you want to know some more, play witcher xD
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wow - appearently Polish people curse a lot ? :D :D
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Poles curse a fuckton :P
But its mostly "kurwa", while the direct translation is means "whore" it's used more like "fuck" is used in english.
Also it's the most perfect curse word, most satisfying to yell when you're angry :>
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Thanks for putting the pronounciation with it :P
I'll only use "мајмуне", though :D
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btw, which is more widely spread? Latin or cyrillic? I tried to learn Serbian (quite similar to my native Russian) and was quite... confused with these two systems :D
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C++:
for (int shit = 1000;shit--;){cout << "shit";}
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Argentina - Chupame la pija hijo de mil puta la concha de la lora. (Suck my cock motherfucker... whore's cunt? Yeah it sounds weird in english)
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It also sounds quite rude :D :D
But I have no idea how to pronounce it, so...
I guess German swear words do sound a little "militant", too :D
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Jesus fucking christ OP, I currently live in Bavaria and never heard half of them.
эбама рама
твою мать
Honestly, I curse way too much. Fuck.
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It makes sense, haha :D
The ones I posted are just a fraction of the possibilities, though - where exactly do you live?
Maybe you're living in a polite area :D
I've read somewhere that cursing can actually relieve you from anxieties and such and is very healthy (as a valve, so to speak) :P So, please continue to let off some steam - but don't insult people :D
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Thank fucking god, I wouldn't be able to stop cursing, I love it way too much.
Im beschaulichen Dörfchen Nürnberg. Wäre mir neu wenn die Gegend hier als nett und höflich bekannt wäre
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Cantonese -tiu nia ma chow hai ("fuck your mom's smelly cunt")
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what is it about a mother's genitalia .... :D :D
I do not get it :D
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Biały śnieżek prószy kurwa, marzną nam dziś jebane uszy, znak, że święta się zbliżają wszystkim wokół radość dają(chyba że pieprzona rodzina przyjeżdża), więc smućmy dłużej się uśmiech nie nieśmy w każdy chujowy dzień.
Wszystkiego nie-najlepszego i mało prezentów :)
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"White snow is gently fucking snowing, our fucking ears are cold today, that's a sign that christmas is coming and giving joy to everyone around (except for if your fucking family comes over), so let's be sad a little more, let's not smile every shitty day. Worst wishes and [I wish you] few presents"
Basically it's an inverted version of a "christmas wishes/poem"
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It reminds me a little bit of swedish (which I'm trying to learn right now :P) - are those two languages similar?
Thanks for sharing!
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Yeah, I could write a solid list of genitalia, prostitute and mental illness related curses but I'm a man of decent manners so I don't know any of it, I'm sorry.
Here is the list of interesting words used to offend someone in friendly or/and jolly way(children friendly):
Trouba (oven)
Truhlík (windox box)
Osel (donkey)
And a bonus for you as a German:
Prasopes (Schweinehund)
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You don't have to be sorry for not posting "awful" stuff ;)
Thanks for sharing :P
I will definitely use "Prasopes", haha :D
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Hi there.
For you lurkers, YES there is a little giveaway here, somewhere.
And for those who've come for the internationally tainted curse words, here we go.
I love christmas and the loving spirit that it distributes. So, no offense at all, here.
Today, my main HDD died and with it around 400GB of pure good memory (pun intended) and joy.
You can imagine how that bothers me :P And yes, I did curse a lot today.
Sooo, to celebrate this .. awesome christmas I'd like all of you to share your most favorite curse words (that are NOT harmful to races, sexes, minorites - you get the idea!).
I'm in no way inclined to make it worse for anyone in the world (so no racism, sexism or other bullshit, PALEAAASE! yes, I've written it down TWICE :D).
Also I'm not exactly sure how censroship works for the admins, so... yeah.
But if experience has taught us one thing... then it is that a giveaway wrapped inside a NSFW post(even if hella-offensive) will stand.
Let me give you a headstart (foremost to establish a format :P):
GERMAN / BAVARIAN (yaaay...)
Gottverdammte Scheiße ("goddamn shit!")
Verfickte Kacke ("fucking shit!")
Kruzitürken no amal (probably "Fuck, you gotta be shitting me")
Sacklzement (probably "Fuuuuuck!")
Zipfiklatscher ("wanker", "jerk", "idiot")
Schleich di! ("fuck off, already!")
Himmeherrgodnoamoi-Kruzefixhalleluja-Sakrament! ("Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....")
Let's please keep this polite and funny/"funny", I'd love to see some seemingly strange languages appear in here. All in the spirit of Christmas, which is love, friendliness and friendship :)
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