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And she was never heard from again.

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Seriously though, I don't know anyone who doesn't have this game. Though I think that's a good thing, in the grand scheme of things.

Don't you mean pen-is?

In 6th grade, I witnessed a dude shove a pen up another dude's ass. O___O

Actually, posting a new thread doesn't even add to your post count, just the comments on them and giveaways, oddly enough.

Tell me more about your life.

I think i did that once two my mate and maybe got half an hour of detention

HOLY FUCK YOU DID WA-oh......oh....oooooohhh...

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.....how do you accidentally stab someone with a pen anyway?

Well,thats one way to flirt.

Only 2 days? There must have been no blood.

did you really stab her? I don't condone stabbing a girl...but stabbing with a pen is just badass. Congratulations my lady, you earned your way into my group

I was in year 9.. a guy in year 8, three of them actually, used to regularly call me 'fag'. So one day at a hockey game at end of school year fun, which combined year 8 & 9 people, he did it again.. I immediately hit his hand with my hockey stick, breaking his thumb. It felt great. He said to one of my friends, behind my back, he was going to try and beat me next day at school. I laughed when I heard.. never happened, don't think he even came to school the next day :P

Another bit of field hockey fun was when the best player in my year level, a very sporty girl, was coming in on attack against my goal.. my goalie was doing some random crap, running out of the goal.. I was the last defense, left wing.. I knew she was a better stick handler and player than me, so I knew there was only one option. Pretend I'm playing ice hockey, and stop her.. ran at her full pelt and flipped her over my head after ramming into her/bowling her over. Got red carded.. but it was worth it, the only way to save the goal, without me having actual skills at hockey :)

Since then I've dreamt of abusing my brain cells by bashing them into people in ice hockey games, but where I live, it's rare to find rinks and very costly. Only ever managed to play inline hockey which is pussy and non-contact mixed teams.. urgh. Ice hockey is great sparring practice for a ninja.

Were you trying to escape from school?
Did you fashion a shiv from a pen?
Was this girl really a woman?

I stabbed myself in the leg with a fountain pen once. It rolled down and fell from the desk, I brought my legs together to try to have it land on my knees but it was already in the middle and... ouch!

Cool story.

Oh I ran at a guy with a silver pen too, in the dark, screaming at top of my lungs, to pretend I had a knife. Haha. He had a dog loose in a protected park and goading it to attack possums. Scared him then told him I would call the cops rather than speak to him if I saw him again.

P.S. You can kill people really easily with umbrellas. Serious. Don't do it.

Have it already :P

Oh that pen thing i did somthing similar but with a pencil to a annoying white and black girl from 7grade and i was in 4th grade,they kept making fun of my spongebob shirt so i stabbed then in the legs with a pencil lol nothing happen though.

Already own portal, but that's very interesting. I once kicked someone while he was running top speed ( total a-hole ) and he fell down right in front of a teacher. Luckily, that teacher knew I wouldn't do that without a reason, so I got away with it !

I did punch a jerk in the face in my 4th year of highschool, I got a three day suspension, and he got his face half bigger than it was that morning, it was a fair deal.
And I already own that game, but thanks anyway!

pics or it didn't happen.

I have a piece of lead still in my right hand for when I was stabbed in the 3rd grade :-P

I think your name is sexy and I just fapped to it 10 minutes ago. I already have the game, but that doesn't matter because you've given me so much more. <33333

OMG, hide the body before you get caught

2 days for stabbing someone?
Here, if you hit anyone, even if you are defending yourself, its instant explosion.

I also accidentally (lol) stabbed a girl with a fountain pen when she tried to nick some work <.< >.>