Decided it was a good idea to test if a hot plate was on with 3 fingers. Still can hear the sizzling...
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Cluster headache. Nobody can even think of anything more painful. You should thank god you don't suffer from it. The pain is indescribable.
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I had a twisted intestine which at first felt like indigestion but crescendo'd to the point where I actually passed out. I was taken to A&E and misdiagnosed with a rumbling Appendix. I blacked out again shortly after I got home and was taken back in where I had to be knocked out and was then on back to back morphine injections for 4 days (of which I remember very little).
If I hadn't gone back in again my stomach/intestines would have ruptured and I would have died. Yay for misdiagnoses.
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Having just cut habaneros and then rubbing my eye and nose. That stuff burns
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Okey, first of all i want to say i cant ski more or less. So last year me and some friends went skiing 10 hours away from where i live, so my friends went out skiing as they usally do at winter, so they're pretty good at it. So we took the lift up the mountain and started with the 3 easiest hills. After that they were bored and wanted to take on a bigger hill that i was even scared too looked at. But then they convinced me to ride along with them and so there we were. at the top of the hill. nowhere else to go but down.. So there we go, in the start everything went okey, untill somehow everything started shaking. It went too fast for me to handle, The road went to the left but i was still going strait forward into the forest, then everything went black. i woke up looking at my knee that was bent the wrong way, so i passed out. woke upp later at the hospital with 4 doctors/nurses aroung me asking me a bunch of questions i didnt know what to answer.. later came my friends and told them the whole story..
That were the most painfull thing i ever expirienced..
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Once, I was working at a clients house and the kid slammed a toy plane into my crotch. It tore a large chunk of skin off of my foreskin. Any erection with a scab is fucking agony.
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Dance dance revolution non-stop 30 rounds and the 2nd day I woke up.. I couldn't walk for 2 months :[ and that is why I had to skip school
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Riding a bike down a hill - hit a bump and saw the tire going downhill without me and the rest of the bike - saw the forks approaching the ground and time just seemed to slow down, as if knowing that I already knew what was coming and then deciding to let me "savor" the moment. The forks made contact - immediate stop of all forward momentum, the forks that is - I went forward doubling over the handle bars and unfortunately every part of the bike behind the forks decided to follow me. I flipped completely over, while still attached to the bike, hit the ground rather hard and the bike not being done demonstrating momentum to me, decided to whack me in the johnson just to see if I had been paying attention to the physics lesson - I must admit, I was pwned at that moment and couldn't really see the beautiful interplay of inertia, gravity, etc., right then. A cousin, who had the joy of witnessing this event from afar, was doing his own physic's demonstration by rolling down said hill laughing uncontrollably - here again, I failed to recognize the humor at the moment. As I lay trying both to catch my breath and cry simultaneously, while also gripping myself in a way that only MJ could appreciate, I lost track of time - but I could still hear that bastard laughing and rolling around on the hill the entire time. Eventually I was able to sit up and utter two words - "Fuck you!" At which point the bastard decided to demonstrate more physics by throwing a rather thick branch at me that had fallen off a tree; I take no consolation in the fact that he never thought it would hit me, but the stars circling my head and the blood pouring down my face were probably the main reasons for that. I'll stop here, because even though this happened quite a long time ago and I thought myself over it, I suddenly have the urge to find that bastard and run him over with a truck... The bike too...
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haha xD i feel with you. I recently made a crash landing >.< was running with my dog and thought i could out run him. So me running full speed there on a dirt road, losing a shoe and crash. i have 9 hughes bruises from my ankle to my elbow. i feel kinda handicapped, because i can't use my hands. They took the worts hit
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Mine isnt very exciting. I used to get shin splints really bad (to the point where just standing up could be agony), and even if sitting down I'd need to constantly move my feet to stretch the muscles out. Luckily I figured out the right kind of stretches that work for me, and how to carefully manage when & how much I exercise, to the point now where I never feel any pain any more. Some people aren't so lucky, and shin splints can stay with them for a very long time.
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well 13 years ago I broke my writing arm (the arm that has hte hand I write with) a few days before all my finals...
my arm went a deep purple colour and swelled up nicely..
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Think.My brain suffered from cramps.
Seriously, since I was about 10 till about 16, I was cracking a bone each year. Started with my back,couldn't move for a week, next year three bones from my 3 left foot fingers, after that my right clavicle, then my lefts hands little finger, then a bone to my right foot and so on for like 6-7 constitutive years.
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well.. Mine was when i forgot sunscreen. it's ended up being a 1 or 2 degree burn :( but when i thought the worst was over... This began.. maybe there may be a bandaid here for the U who have experienced pain :P
aaand of course i end up hurting myself again xD
This time i was running with my dog and tried to out run him when i lost a shoe. Than there only was one way and that was down. Ended up with 9 huge bruises. 1 week after the crash they turned up yellow, and i still can't sleep on my left side XD
TL;DR
i should go sit on a chair and never move again XD
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