well.. Mine was when i forgot sunscreen. it's ended up being a 1 or 2 degree burn :( but when i thought the worst was over... This began.. maybe there may be a bandaid here for the U who have experienced pain :P

aaand of course i end up hurting myself again xD

This time i was running with my dog and tried to out run him when i lost a shoe. Than there only was one way and that was down. Ended up with 9 huge bruises. 1 week after the crash they turned up yellow, and i still can't sleep on my left side XD

TL;DR
i should go sit on a chair and never move again XD

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The reveal of Sutherland as Naked Snake's voice.

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I got kicked in the balls in a Muay Thai tournament.Twice.In same round.

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Omg, it had to be very bad :/

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i was texturing 3d zombie only with default photoshop pencils
THAT is painful

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Physical:

When i was young, my father used to collect lighters in figurine forms. So i grabbed one that was shaped in a radio object, i lighted it up while having a spray on my hand, i set my lefthand on fire for 2-3 seconds, what saved me from getting completly burnt in the hand was my sweater. Still got burnt to the point of my skin turning all red and it was slightly painfull when washing my hands with water... It was this or being kicked in the balls by a girl that is nearly 6 years older than you (was 9 at the time i got kicked and she was just about to turn 15), i called her fatty in the face and smiled, she didn't like it, and well... got kicked so hard in the balls that i couldn't even move for a couple of minutes.

Emotional:

I guess when my first dog died on my arms after being hit in the head by a driver (which ran away after hitting him), i completly lost it and started punching walls/doors and closets in order to cool down a little bit. Otherwise i would kill someone. Someone "human", or "inhuman" to be more precise.

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Sorry to hear about your dog. :(

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When I lost my first dog I got a form of psychosis /: nobody could get in contact with for half a hour at least

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IDK I don't get hurt too easily.

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If we're just talking physical... and I'm going to do this backwards... getting hit in the face with a golf club (cutting me to the bone) was NOT The most painful thing I have experienced :P

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How did it hit you?!? xD the ball is down there and your face up here :P

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I once was taking a shower. I accidentally got shampoo into my dick. It hurt like hell. For the next three weeks whenever I took a piss it stung bad. I'm not even joking.

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Shampoo: You're doing it wrong

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don't lie, you were wanking with shampoo and it turned bad.

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Trying to beat Super Meat Boy...
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A couple of years ago i was going to my town's swimming pool (Sport center, but the most of the people go there for the swimming pool) and the chain of my bike get out of place, and my foot scraped the asphalt and i lost part of one nail, well that is the near one but when i was a child, stepped on a nail and this went through half of my feet i think it was a nail like this [yes it is painfull] (http://pictures2.todocoleccion.net/tc/2009/08/05/14444479.jpg)
PD: i dont like to talk about my emotional pain...

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That's fine you don't wanna talk about emotional pain :) usually that's the one that hurts the most :/

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Dislocated my shoulder and ripped some tendons in a wrestling match back in high school. Still hurts every now and then, and can't raise my arm up as high as the other one.

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Tendon injuries really fucking hurt. I managed to tear pretty much all the tendons on the left side of my left foot (over my ankle) - tore them away from the bones in my foot.

In retrospect, I almost wish I'd broken my ankle my rather than the tendons. That would have been sorted now, yet about a year ago (so 4 years after I injured my ankle) I managed to damage the tendons again (not as badly though) just stepping off a pavement / sidewalk.

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abdominal surgery accompanied by flu.
every sneeze or cough was pure agony, stitches opened twice.

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When I was 8 I fell off my bike and got a cut on my forehead. In the hospital, before the stitches, the doctor injected the anesthesia right into the wound. So it was pretty painful as it was, and then someone stuck a needle on it. Just great.

Plus a couple of years ago I became a summer snake as well. I know that feeling, sis. Had to use special burn cream. My sholders were covered with blisters :D

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Do you know anything that can help? Besides alu Vera xD

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The cream I used mainly has dimecaine, vitamins A and D2 and silver sulfadiazine. It's miraculous :D the most important component is the silver thingy.

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Ive never got pain , no one of my family died , when i get a hit from something it isnt hurt

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You're a lucky man :)

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Heart attack (I'm only 25 but I have a bad heart from having a severe eating disorder for years), both legs and my back all broken at the same time, kidney stones.

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Migraines. Fuck migraines.

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Getting a tattoo ,but it wasn't that painful.

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There was actually one spot that tickled when I got the tattoo on my leg.

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Was first time (16) it wasn't that painful it is the illusion that everyone says that getting a tattoo is painful and it got stuck in my mind so at the first minutes I was feeling "pain" .

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The area right above the genitals is the most excruciatingly painful place to get a tattoo.That's what my friends that got it there say anyway.

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Tattoos are aren't too bad and you get a but numb afterwhile however getting them removed with a laser FUCKING HURTS. I only had a small to medium sized patch and only 6 sessions but holy crap the pain and the horrible smell! >:(

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Sleepwalking and tripping over my stereo, woke up with both big toes in mass pain (not sure how I hit both of them) and my knee throbbing. The odd thing is that the crash didn't wake me up, took about 5 minutes to wake up.

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Kidney stone

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I had an operation in my left armpit about 13 years ago for a condition called Hidradenitis Suppurativa.

They basically removed my armpit
It was infected so they had to keep the wound open for a whole month to make sure it was clean
Had to wash inside of it every day in the hospital with soap - burned like hell

This one takes the cake for most physical and emotional pain combined.
And yes you can imagine what happened when I accidently closed my arm, then had to ... peel..it back open.
Skingraft afterwards hurt like a bitch too.

I have pictures taken right after surgery.
Yes I was fully awake.

!!! Warning graphic pictures watch at your own risk !!! (here and here)

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shit man, that's some intense shit right there.

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Wow ouch. No words can describe that. Felt a bit sick looking at those pictures (you gave fair warning lol) so can't imagine actually going through that.

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Oh it wasn't fun but I'm ok now. And ..uh..I kinda feel bad linking the pics buut..well..it was after 2 days with very little sleep so my judgement was out of whack hehe.

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Auch.. How are doing today with that? Hope you are fine

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Oh that armpit is ok, only problem in that area is that armpits are central nerve hubs so taking it out causes sensation problems in that arm, but I've grown used to it.
However they want to operate on my second armpit now, which I've been postponing for about 5 years now because of..well.. what happend during the first one. It won't be as bad though, I think.
But in general, I'm ok :3

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Did they shave all your fur off for the surgery?

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Yes they did, it doesn't grow back T_T

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oh come on OP, sunburn?
Chest surgery, where they had to re-position my sternum and reshape my ribs by bending them and inserting a metal bar inside my chest, sounds fun right?

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Have you ever been sunburned?

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getting push'd off a challenge coarse 3 stories up.. broke my leg and i knew i broke it but I think i was more in shock then anything..Just said call me an ambulance and sitting back not moving. ATM it was at like a 90 degree angle with my knee straight up and nobody believed.. So this stupid female comes over and try's to call me bluffing since i didn't appear to be in pain and push'd down hard as hell on my knee.. which obviously made the break 100x's worse including pushing my bone's out of the skin.. the more painful part was riding in the damn ambulance!!!! They need better shocks for the amount they charge!

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Having medical gauze ripped from my flesh every day for two weeks until the skin started growing back.

Then it was having gauze ripped from my newly-growing skin every day for a week until it stopped growing over it.

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Watched the Scary Movie 5 trailer.

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Appendicitis(not ruptured), but it didn't help much that I had to go to 4 different doctors/hospitals and wait for over 10 hours before finally being diagnosed, not to mention it had already been hurting for hours before the first doctor. I also puked 15 times the night before and Oh, I also had to run with it between hospitals to avoid getting hit by a stupid semi-truck in the road. Shook everything in there all up, not a good feeling.

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When I was around 11 or 12 there was this hot water dispenser that poured scalding hot water all over my hand and gave me a severe burn. I was in prolonged tremendous pain that I couldn't escape. That sort of thing can teach you stuff about the mind.

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