BEE-DO BEE-DO BEE-DO HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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It's about unicorns, eating marshmallows on a chocolate hill.
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Sounds like a public threat to humanity and all that is sacred. Where do I enlist!
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You enlist at the desk over there -> Talk to monukai!
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The Nozzle. Now there's someone I haven't seen in a long time!
You may be old, but Jade is a relic. So lets catch him, put him in a museum, and display him for the future generations of Steamgifts to look at. You wanna build a statue too? No problem. We'll use Skullrippers minions to do the hard labour.
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What if s/he's always been nude? It's like strip poker. Every time I ban someone, I remove an article of clothing.
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Once I'm naked, every report earns a free lapdance.
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You can work at my strip club!
I call first for the free lapdance.
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We should make a carbon copy of that son of a.... Demigod breed
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Do I have to bring my own torch and pitch-fork, or do I get them for enlisting? :3
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Well, then... You can take my life! But you will never take my mod poweeeeeers!
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What? Heads will surely roll for this in the propaganda department...
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EDIT: MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS JADE HAS COME TO OUR VERY OWN BASE! WE MUST DEFEND OUR COUNTRY! TO ARMS EVERYONE!!!
OPERATION ANTI-JADE IS A GO! ALL UNITS RALLY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Apr. 15 2013 1433 UTC
TO ANYONE WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Our scouts have reported that the elusive thejadefalcon Has been spotted out on the battlefield and this is our best chance to fight back!
thejadefalcon is a high priority target and considered ARMED and DANGEROUS!
And remember, WE ARE DEALING WITH A PSYCOPATH/MADMAN WHO HAS DONE NUMEROUS THINGS SUCH AS
* Playing Secret of the Magic Crystal for 48 hours
* Issuing challenges to random people
* Calling out users in our dear forum
* Making passive-aggressive comments
* Creating spam threads such as this
* Writing all-caps in the group chatroom
* Sharing the joys of said game
* Documenting his joys of said game
* And a plethora of other things aswell!
Attatched Documents:
Sightings
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TODAY: [1]
Supreme General Nozzle
#OPANTIJADE
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