EDIT: MAN THE BATTLESTATIONS JADE HAS COME TO OUR VERY OWN BASE! WE MUST DEFEND OUR COUNTRY! TO ARMS EVERYONE!!!


OPERATION ANTI-JADE IS A GO! ALL UNITS RALLY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Apr. 15 2013 1433 UTC

TO ANYONE WHOM IT MAY CONCERN


Our scouts have reported that the elusive thejadefalcon Has been spotted out on the battlefield and this is our best chance to fight back!
thejadefalcon is a high priority target and considered ARMED and DANGEROUS!
And remember, WE ARE DEALING WITH A PSYCOPATH/MADMAN WHO HAS DONE NUMEROUS THINGS SUCH AS
* Playing Secret of the Magic Crystal for 48 hours
* Issuing challenges to random people
* Calling out users in our dear forum
* Making passive-aggressive comments
* Creating spam threads such as this
* Writing all-caps in the group chatroom
* Sharing the joys of said game
* Documenting his joys of said game
* And a plethora of other things aswell!

Attatched Documents:

Sightings
3 months ago: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
1 month ago: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
TODAY: [1]

Supreme General Nozzle

#OPANTIJADE

11 years ago*

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I'm actually will side with jade, for he is always the winning side.

11 years ago
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Congratulations, you earn a free lapdance.

11 years ago
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Ain't nothing lights my fire like a dancing falcon on my lap.
Long time no see, jade.

11 years ago
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Is this what the Nozzle was calibrating for all this time?

11 years ago
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I played SOTMC for 42 hours.. do I look crazy to you?

11 years ago
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That'll be a resounding yes. ;)

11 years ago
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only most of the time :)

11 years ago
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point taken

11 years ago
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You advertise yourself as a singing ginger...
So yes, yes you do.

11 years ago
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I have 91 Hours on Terraria

11 years ago
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Can I play both sides, like help Jade win but infiltrate you guys to steal information? Or vice versa based on my mood.

11 years ago
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don't you have other work like idk - in Syria or North Korea?

11 years ago
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I can do lots.

11 years ago
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Oh, the time of HIS return has come? :) Great news!!!
Jade, be welcommed back and other fellows in the gun or with bare hands, wave him for greet and say what you want to say. The time has come!

And he was told not to go away :)

Btw, Jade tell us, how was life outsite SG, I think you should share something with us to make us learn that there is life out there :)
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Do I have to pick a side?

11 years ago
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yes,OR you can grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.
There will be blood(and possibly half naked,sweaty men)

11 years ago
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I don't have any popcorn. But half naked sweaty men are my favorite!

11 years ago
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Ohai!

11 years ago
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Rejection!

11 years ago
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i reject your rejection and substitute it with my own!

11 years ago
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[]()#NOJADE2013?!

11 years ago
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What the fuck did I just walk in to

11 years ago
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What is the purpose of this thread?

11 years ago
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C'mon Nicolas, there's a wanted falcon out there.

11 years ago
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Yeah, burn him, eat him, tore him ! Whatever, you have my support.

11 years ago
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my poor tired brain just got fucked up a lot

11 years ago
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I'm only Anti-Wormy

11 years ago
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OMG why did i read this :O

11 years ago
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nzl pls

11 years ago
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All Hail Jade!! All Hail Jade!!!

11 years ago
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The Lord Emperor's Army awaits his command and we shall fight to the very end!

11 years ago
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Im known for Really disliking said person (and his entourage of sheeple), yet this is a bad joke and i dont wish to hate a retard, or anyone else...

11 years ago
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I'm in!

11 years ago
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TL;DR

ZERG ATTACK

11 years ago
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I don't get it.

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Closed 11 years ago by SkumbagNzl.