G2A Deal #5

https://news.g2a.com/features/riddle-with-it-edition-2/

1.
There once was a parrot from a zoo
Which had a thing for haiku.
One day it missed its turn,
Got hurt because of a burn,
And fell from a cloud missing its cue.

2.
Blocky demons dying by a score,
Flat dungeons, and liters of gore.
Already doomed
when explosions bloomed,
They weren’t ready for dying some more.

3.
There was once a globe drifting mid-air,
Designed with particular flair.
Then calamity struck,
The world almost cracked,
So grab a wrench and prove that you care.

4.
There once was a certain lass from uptown
Who preferred a gun from a gown.
Although a great gunner,
Got thrown in a slammer.
Now folks wish she’d just calm down.

5.
Through a mansion some figures sneak in a rush,
To get their fingers on rich Ron’s cache.
They found what they sought,
But then they got caught,
When to their getaway car they dashed.

Third riddle could be Bastion, Second like a Butcher.