Best way to kill wolverine

Step 1: Wait for him to sleep.
Step 2: Slit his throat.
Step 3: Start killing every superhero.
Step 4: Get added on this list.

1) Lure him to isolated region.

2) Nuke him.

3) ???

4) PROFIT

I highly doubt Adamantium can withstand a force caused by the separation of particules at an atomical level... Also, even if it did, all the organs would be pretty much gone.

A Woodchipper...

Not, and if you try, I would suggest you to run a suicide before he kills you real painfully.

Rouge almost killed him.

Or like he killed the other mutan with adamantium in the movie.. full his body of adamantium.

Jessie knows

If he's in the real world, he's lost the plot armor he usually has... So just smack him in the head with a sledgehammer every hour or so, keeping his brain as a sort of liquidey mush while someone else thinks of a way to finish him off properly.

YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS! (adamantium skeleton)

Or simply make him play Bad Rats until he commits suicide.

slap him

Easy, I'd wait till he sleeps then cut his head off.Wolverine dies if you cut his head off.

BTW, he's my favorite character ^^

Well, Deadpool was able to kill wolverine (alongside daken and x-23, which both have the same healing factor as wolverine & deadpool) in Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe where he kills EVERYONE. Good comic.

Now to take care the healing factor Deadpool decided to use a bunch of flamethrower that is set to a computer that monitor their (daken & x-23) vitals and whenever their vitals started healing with the healing factor, the flamethrower burns them till their vitals stop again. Now this doesn't really kill them but it's the closest thing that Deadpool can think of. Creating a cycle of being dead and alive over and over again.

Now with Wolverine, Deadpool decided to be a bit more personal. Using Daken and X-23 as a trap, Deadpool burns Wolverine with the flamethrowers to the point that his body is weak, then he chopped wolverine head off. Now this created a debate by readers of how can Deadpool sword can cut through Wolverine adamantium skeleton? and the fact that wolverine might still be able to regenerate from the severed head. (I'm not going to discuss this further).

So my point is, it is possible to kill Wolverine in reality without powers, as long as you have something that can cut through adamantium. :P

Slap him repeatedly with a copy of "Wolverine: Adamantium Rage" for SNES like a bitch he is until he dies of embarrassment.

Drop him in a volcano

Guys he spelled wolverine with a lower-case 'w', so he's referring to the badger-esque animal: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/wolverine/

I think you'd have to shoot it. They look pretty mean and I wouldn't want to try using a sword like some of the other people suggest.

Long spike through the opening at the base of the skull. Just let it sit in his brain forever.

Chop his head off... simple as that

Give him some chocolate to eat... about 1kg(?) would do the job.

http://somethingaboutscience.wordpress.com/2012/02/20/why-cant-dogs-eat-chocolates-foods-toxic-to-pets/

" In dogs, symptoms appear within 24hrs of ingestion. Symptoms include vomiting, diarrhea, increased urination, and progress to dehydration, cardiac arrhythmias, internal bleeding, heart attacks, seizures, coma, and then death."

Not a very pleasent way to die ..

By saying "I'm batman"

lure wolverine into a stand-up comedy club with deadpool performing on stage.

shoot him at an upwards angle through the eyeball, nostril, or below the rib-cage, pointing to the heart?

liquid nitrogen

Well, if you go by the old comics, you cant. Since a god had disintegrated him and he came back not that long afterwords.

The new ones really gimped him, so I would not be shocked if he can be killed fairly easily now.

you call deadpool...
if he is not available, you drug him (wolverine) with some heavy tranquilizer, and then you buries him really deep.
then you wait until he dies by asphyxia... and if he doesn't die, who cares, he is buried.

Well I only saw 1 person mentioning this but the simplest solution to killing Wolverine.. Drown the mofo.

A) Buy eraser B) Rub him out from comic pages one by one C) ... D) Profit :P