How would you kill wolverine?

Lets throw this into the mix.

Wolverine exists in our reality and you can only use things from here. No superpowers or anything like that

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Will it blend?

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Introduce him to Yahoo News comments.

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or yahoo answers, if you wanna torture him.

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Give him Skyrim and watch him grow old as he gets immersed in gameplay.

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Let him sit in a volcano

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Well, he's had the entire universe rebuilt around him using some sort of superscience machine and his DNA (Marvel universe), so killing him is pretty damned difficult. That said... throw him into the Sun. Disrupt his mutant ability by throwing him into the LHC and THEN throw him into the Sun. Chop him up in tiny bits and put the bits in Pacific and Atlantic volcanoes.

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Catch him with a scrap magnet and throw him into this.

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Drown him. His skeleton will weigh him down and he cant live without oxygen id assume.

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Karate chop him till he's dead. Or till your hand is broken.

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chuck norris

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strain with magnet, drill its skull, remove its brain

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how you gonna drill thru his adamantium skull ?

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With Chuck Noriss's penis. It drills through adamantium like it's a warm butter.

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Make him fight SCP-076?
(The SCP Foundation is real right? :p)

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Send him to fight against Squirrel girl. There you go.

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Aging/Ageing

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In this reality? No super powers?

Honey Badger will do the job!

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up down up down left rape right right A B

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Drop him in a volcano

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launch him into the sun, while having the interior of the ship as a vacuum so even if he could try to escape he would be unconscious

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Beheading.

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That actually didn't work in several comics.

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airplane, magnet, sea.

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Canine distemper?

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I haven't read Marvel comics in a long time but launching him into space should at least put him permanently unconscious if not kill him.

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Cast Affleck as him...

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LOOOOOOOL. well said

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+1

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id imagine th easiest way to keep him from living would be a way to suspend his body inside a volcano. He cant regenerate if hes constantly being burnt

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Dump him in the ocean. He will sink straight to the bottom and drown.

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Blast him into the sun. While we're there, strap a couple tons of garbage on it as well.

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