For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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pls invite :-)

8 years ago
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You lazy, dumb twats failed to provide a link to the SG Group page in the description so here we go: Shittiest group on all of SG - except the Original Network obviously. I wanted to know if all of you already killed themselves for obvious reasons but couldn't because of your incompetence and until now it just wasn't worth the effort to look myself.

8 years ago
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Somebody attempted to invite me to this group... I declined...

Fuck this group... Don't even try to invite me!

8 years ago
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Ffs, this group gives me aids... It would be funny just to enter and see how you waste your lives behind a computer (wait, shit...)

8 years ago
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You sadistic bastard, I wish I had found this earlier.
I want in, fuckface

8 years ago
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Just invite me. Seriously guys look at your comments you're all retard who should seek professional help. (I didn't exclude me)

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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This is what I wish you:

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8 years ago
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You suck! Your group sucks! Everybody, I mean, every single person in the group, specially you sucks. They suck soooooo much even Monica Lewinsky would be appalled

8 years ago
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can you Invite me ?

8 years ago
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So, some (good-natured) abuse-throwing coming up?
Sounds fun, can I join?

...it could end up being really retarded and escalate into a shit-storm, but hey, time will tell!

8 years ago
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People still want in? I really shouldn't invite when drunk.

8 years ago
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I can enter?

8 years ago
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Not like that you can't.

8 years ago
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Invite me, and guess what, people do not understand what they read, usually. As a proof you have coments made by some random idiots under yours post. So have some random fact: "But when beer is on the hoof, losses which arise from a wrong estimate of weight, or from having been stolen or having strayed must, like other losses, have, with that of the assistant commissary of subsistence, a concurrent certificate of the commanding officer, or such other officer to whom the facts are more particularly known." random wisdom from General regulations for the ARMY
https://books.google.pl/books?id=QNYvAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA263&lpg=PA263&dq=Commissar+Strayed+facts&source=bl&ots=g02Tnfj60g&sig=-RYqlwu-AVaywog15vilHMmJUng&hl=pl&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjD2aXggabOAhUlG5oKHY3yAYwQ6AEIUDAI#v=onepage&q=Commissar%20Strayed%20facts&f=false

Disclaimer I found them by searching for: Commissar Strayed facts

8 years ago
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Wow this shitty thread is still on

8 years ago
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Is this group still active? If so send me an invite as proof :p Cheeky bastard aren't I :D Though I am honestly confused whether this group is still actively recruiting or the thread has randomly been resurrected.

8 years ago
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Invite me, you filthy prostitute!

8 years ago
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Me and my orks think this group sounds stupid.

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8 years ago
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More people still want in? Well at least I was sober this time.

8 years ago
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oh fuck that. invite meeeee ;)

8 years ago
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no invite ? screw you, you sick asshole. how long should i wait ? 10 seconds is too long for this shitty group

8 years ago
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bump you noobz

8 years ago
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[HERESY INTENSIFIES]

8 years ago
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Hey u fucker - give my fuck inviete your suon of ... fuck
you discusting me man give me this f** shit richt now!

8 years ago
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i dont want any of this poop thanks not really thanks, moron i mean m*ron

8 years ago
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Sounds like a pathetic idea. I can scarcely imagine the shower of cretins lurking inside.

Just let me in the group already, you slack-jawed, pug-faced shitwit.

8 years ago
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Can you fucking invite me already or you're going to be AFK for the rest of your miserable life?

8 years ago
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