For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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By the Emperor, people still want in this group?

8 years ago
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Is it really that hard for you retard to take a break from watching porn and add me to this goddamn group?

8 years ago
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B-but I rarely insult others....
The rage and hatred is too strong in here. :c

8 years ago
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Well you better get used to it.

8 years ago
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More people for Murk to insult.

8 years ago
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Can i join?

8 years ago
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Your name has the right idea but your post doesn't.

8 years ago
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I was scared that you won't catch that but you are smart enough :)

8 years ago
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I am more amazed someone hasn't whined and complained about it yet. Welcome aboard, throw a potato at Bear on your way in.

8 years ago
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Thank you, see you inside.

8 years ago
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HERESY!

8 years ago
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Looking 2 years back, I need to say, that joining this group was the dumbest idea ever. I must have been insanely fucked up! :)

8 years ago
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Some poor bloke asked to join here about 4hrs ago...
What friggin fool would ever beg to join such a group full of slymey nitwits who didn't even grow big enough to leave the safety of mama's skirt...
You guys better not invite me and BL me, or I'll have to play you all for the fools you are in every Giveaway you dare to make while I'm in this group!
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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8 years ago
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You filthy jew, trying to get cheap games like a thieving rat. I like it, gimme in.

8 years ago
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Is this piece of shit still relevant? God who would be dumb enough to bump this stupid th... oh... crap.

8 years ago
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This must be the the worst fucking idea for a group i've ever seen. Just count me in you fucktard.

8 years ago
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All aboard the Heresy Boat.

8 years ago
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Seems like the whole idea behind this group is an embarrassing try to cover up the shallowness and emptiness of your pathetic little lives; something which gets you that feeling, that you're able to oppose all that justified ridiculing and bullying you experienced your whole life by trying to insult people with laughable excuses of childish and immature insults - a little "safe haven" for you, that lets you harass other people's minds with your deranged ideas and thoughts, which would get you a free ride in a wheelchair should you ever express them in public.

You seriously need help and I am the one you've searched for, that mordacious little voice, opening your eyes to the fact how worthless your pitiful existence really is - so: Do what you have to do and invite me already, as I will enlighten you why it's the path down the road you should take and not the one across the street, for I am the archfiend, the despoiler of worlds, and by my hands shall the false emperor fall. You dumb little fucks :).

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More HERESY? There is always HERESY!

8 years ago
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This is madness and no cheese for you mean person!

8 years ago
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Fuck this group.....can i join?

8 years ago
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Invite me, you piece of garbage.

8 years ago
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I hated reading that description.

8 years ago
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KISS MY ASS

8 years ago
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Goddamnit more people......

8 years ago
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Send the bloody invite already

8 years ago
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Invite me, you moron

8 years ago
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Great, 34 pages and not even an smart one. Whats the point of this? to prove how bland SG is?

8 years ago
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Go away!

8 years ago
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Well this is going to be fun. Just about to do a purge for HERESY.

8 years ago
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Seems like I got kicked in your purge, despite this response for the only trash I've debased myself as to take off the hands of one of the tiresome adolescents in your loathsome, worthless rabble.

In light of this, I can only assume that every time you saw my profile picture, the bestial urges that rose inside you were such a challenge to your fragile sexuality, that you couldn't bear to be in my presence any more.

Frankly, it's a delight to be extracted from the putrid, staggeringly imbecilic company of the "Heretical Giveaway Group" (which is, incidentally, the kind of name my 11 year-old self would have agreed is SUPERCOOL and EDGY AF!!!!!!!) - but if you come to acknowledge that kicking me was a result of your own, nigh-infinite incompetence, then perhaps I will deign to enter once more and attempt to enlighten the scrotes within.

8 years ago
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Wait you were kicked? You shouldn't have been.

Edit: Just checked, huh you were and you weren't meant to be. This is going to drive me nuts for a while.

8 years ago
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It's only appropriate that your incompetence should disquiet you. I've no idea how you sleep at night.

8 years ago
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