For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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You dumbass kicked me out! What is it? You need some special attention because your mother didn't give it to you? Alright, I think I can do it. For now use your fat fingers to your mouse and invite me back, I'll give some shit to your group to stop your cryings and I'll keep an eye on occation to spit on poeple.

8 years ago
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What kind of heretical number is 300?!?! Invite me to be the 301st number....or ye shall pay!

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8 years ago
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More people huh?

8 years ago
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Can you invite me, jackass?

8 years ago
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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE?

8 years ago
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How about you stick your fingers out your candy ass and go invite me before something bad happen?

8 years ago
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FFS, why I'm not invited yet?

8 years ago
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Fix your second image, stupid cunt - there's nothing there.

8 years ago
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Never!
Edit: Screw it, uploaded a vid of Murk whenver he sees any of my puzzles in meantime till I find the image I want.

8 years ago*
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Well then good fucking luck to you - I hope you can't find it!

8 years ago
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"FOR TEH EMPRHA!" Seriously? What are you? A 6 year old discovering icanhascheezburger for the first time? C'mon man

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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May I join?

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8 years ago
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I don't understand how this heretical thingy works. you think with a little money and prizes you can get people to follow you huh?! you little brat just go back suck your mama tits. because you are a little kid and I am an adult that is wise and very mature listen to me! just let me in your group kiddo!

8 years ago
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Send me invite. Madafaka

8 years ago
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I was kicked and I don't know why. My group ratio was very good and I commented almost all in the group.

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8 years ago
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See the recent Undertale giveaway. And I wouldn't worry, a whole bunch of people got kicked as well.

8 years ago
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I sometimes went to the group page and commented GAs I even didn't entry. And you kicked me after 1 day after a GA ended. It's ridiculous, but OK, I will keep my GA for some other groups. :/

8 years ago
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This group has very little in entry requirments and has very simplistic rules. I personally find it more ridiculous that people are incapable of following a simple rule that isn't that hard to follow. Whatever giveaway you enter all you need to do is say something insane, insulting or interesting. That's it. Even if people are kicked from the group they aren't excluded permantently from the group. If that's too much to deal with then honestly not my problem since all that is required is you check which group is hosting the giveaway before you enter the giveaway.

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Ok, my fault I was not fast enough. I just hope there still will be enough GAs for commenting anything because since the time I joined, there were 53 GAs and 25 of them were mine. :)

8 years ago
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I think you've missed the point entirely about Heretical.

8 years ago
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Yes, you are right. I didn't realised that really every GA one enters must be commented. It's just a pity you were not fair enough to warn me at least. I understand you are not obliged to do that, but you could do that at least in the case of most active contributor (more precisely one of the few contributing at all). It's a matter of humanity. But ok, it's your decision. I am just sad because I liked the group so much.

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I give no special treatment to any member in the group and in fact kicked a few friends a few times over it. Furthermore it does quite clearly say in the group profile page and in the original post in this thread what the rules are of the group in regards to entering giveaways.

If you want to keep discussing this you're free to add me on steam and I'm happy to keep on the subject matter, however the bottom line is you broke a rule, you were kicked, that's it. End of. There are no hard feelings and no special treatment for anyone.

8 years ago
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I see. I don't need to discuss it anymore. Have a nice day. Bye.

8 years ago
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Ok...i've been thinking about it and this is no longer a FUCKING bump.
why don't ya, Fucking invite me?

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8 years ago*
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Hey you, Bastard. Why kik me?

8 years ago
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What the fuck is this bullshit? Only a cocksucker like you could come up with such a retarded idea!
Send me an invite rignt now you disgusting subhuman piece of shit.

8 years ago
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Wow this piece of dog crap is still alive ?! What king of madman, Biebers musique loving kind of piece of meat still goes on such a group and post love message to one another ! Invit me so I can kick some hippis ass

8 years ago
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Accurate chart

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8 years ago
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I'll never push the fucking submit button to bump this piece of shit, so invite me right now asshole

8 years ago
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cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts

Looks like you need another pair of fat cat balls in your cockgobbler mouth, give me an invite

8 years ago
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So where the fuck is the join button you pice of shit.

8 years ago
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Be warned, Meow has fleas.

8 years ago
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Group looks good. Can you add me?

8 years ago
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Low effort.

8 years ago
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Who the fuck are you to judge his efforts, with your two words comment? I'm not impressed at all, that's not like if you started judging him because of his mustache, his hair or something ...

8 years ago
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Group looks good. Can you add me. idiot or jerks... ;-)

8 years ago
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Now you get it!

8 years ago
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INVITE ME AND U CAN DRINK NECTAR FROM MY MOM'S pu$$y for free x_X

8 years ago
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Got drunk over the week and ignored this.

8 years ago
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Losers step aside and let the Boss in NOW!

8 years ago
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hey, any slots open ?

8 years ago
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