For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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Sounds like a real dicky group, it would suck so terribly much that I might screw people over to get into it.

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God, what a bunch of infected horse faeces. The group, this thread, heck, just coming here made my hands brown and nasty. An invite would feel special, like syphilis-scented farts blasted right up your nostrils - fresh from the source.

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Contains some of the worst giveaways on steamgifts and will probably not contain anything until after Christmas. Enjoy. Wonder who will read this message before saying "Invite me lolliepops?"

10 years ago
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invite me now shit

10 years ago
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invite me to this shit group because i very shiting angry and so i find you bitch and ask Do Wanna Play A Game?

10 years ago
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I want invite ! :d

10 years ago
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You do not meet the requirements.

10 years ago
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You piece of shit invite me NOW!!!

10 years ago
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This is for real?!

This kind of groups are the worst.
I don`t want to join your group,I want just free games,so hurry up and send me an invite you piece of shit!

10 years ago
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Who told these people about this group? HERESY! Everyone eligible up to this point should have received an invite.

10 years ago
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They saw my dark shit giveaway I bet.

10 years ago
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Stooopit rooolz. I wanna in.

10 years ago
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Worst group ever! The Emperor of Mankind should purge this uncleanliness! Don't even want to be invited (although an invitation would give me the pleasure of decline it) just want the games.

10 years ago
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Well decided to invite the other two people cause I was bored. Why anyone would want to join this crap is beyond me but guess if they want in.... their funeral. Will invite anyone else tomorrow, if I feel like it.

10 years ago
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Don't worry I'm already preparing that PURGE list so you can take your mind of things like, I don't know... Inviting heretics in?

10 years ago
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We must be the only group that manages to invite people in so we can shoot them in the face, insult everyone yet maintain a high standard while having very low standards.

10 years ago
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We have standards?

10 years ago
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Ha ha, that's something.

10 years ago
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Hiro you are not in the group! Not sure if that pisses me off or makes me glad!

Nope makes me glad!

10 years ago
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i will only enter this shity group if you ask me!!

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Well invited everyone up until this point. Let the BLAM'ING begin!

10 years ago
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So... am I in this point?

10 years ago
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PURGE ME!

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The uniforms of the Imperial Guard are camouflaged in order to protect their wearers by hiding them from sight.

The principle is that what the enemy cannot see he cannot kill. This is not the way of the Adeptus Astartes. A Space Marine’s armour is bright with heraldry that proclaims his devotion to his Chapter and the beloved Emperor of Mankind. Our principle is that what the enemy can see, he will soon learn to fear…

"Cleanse! Purge! KILL!"

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if you don't invite me, i throw my sh*t on you!

10 years ago
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2grils1cop pls

10 years ago
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i like the way your brain works, you sick duckdog

10 years ago
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You should invite me, or I'll feed you the Emperor's hairy left testicle.

10 years ago
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Sounds like a real scum trying to get all fellow dirtbags together for something unappealing. I would gladly bring down you mortals a level lower than a pile of vomit is worth

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who the accursed threadnomancer that wake this thread from is slumber , Cursed Thee, Cursed this group....

10 years ago
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What is this crap? I don't want invite.

10 years ago
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Holy revived topics Batman! Hey you douche nozzles, this invite shit still going on? I want in on this shitflinging!

10 years ago
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Count me in, cocksuckers.

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