For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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hey assholes, that group is so stupid that you'll never have anyone in there... it sucks... really... it sucks better than Sasha Grey

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10 years ago
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Well that's it for today. Probably will be a dozen or so openings in a few days anyway because of those few people forget the group rules and thus are BLAM'D for HERESY!

10 years ago
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Please please please be talking about yourself you ** lying ***!!!

Group is full of a bunch of hippy, sing-a-long, !!!

It's all sunshine, flowers, and puppy dogs in here!!!

10 years ago
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invite me you limp-dicked cocksucker.

10 years ago
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I'd give it a shot, why not. Please send me an invite.

10 years ago
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I tend to send out an invite the day after I send the last batch to hopefully inspire as much RAGE as possible. Not confident with your application however as I am not sure you have understood the group fully.

10 years ago
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How DARE you not be confident in me. You think there is rage now? Well wait until I fully unleash my rage for not inviting me. In fact, if you invite, I will get even more enraged and go full hellhound on you. What a pile of crap you are.

Better?

10 years ago
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Much better, I will invite sometime tomorrow. I need to sleep now. BLAM'ING HERETICS is rewarding but tiring work!

10 years ago
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I'm in!!! ;)

10 years ago
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Want out?

10 years ago
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Invite me, or il tell gabe your group is owned by al qaeda lackeys wearing hitler moustaches you bastards o:

10 years ago
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So UKIP?

10 years ago
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Invited another batch of BLAM fodder. Be funny to see how many people end up getting BLAM'D for not following the rules and thus won't be able to take part in giftception.

10 years ago
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I don't know how to swear, i'm a christian.

10 years ago
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Don't you swear on the bible?

10 years ago
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only on the fucking bible

10 years ago
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can i get an invite? :3

10 years ago
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LEL

10 years ago
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After you have performed 3 tasks from Colby.

10 years ago
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My tasks are:

  1. Change your steam name to "obey dolan"
  2. Use one of these backgrounds for steam.
  3. Comment "wryy" in every giveaway you enter. Regards™
10 years ago
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You are being much to lenient. Where is the sadistic duck we all tollerate (because we haven't figured out how to get rid of...yet)

10 years ago
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Scrd of support. 1 word can get me bnd now

10 years ago
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got it

here i go o.o7

im naturally nice :3, so i love all of you.

10 years ago
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Now wait for houdini69's approval, my slave.

10 years ago
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should i wear a maid costume?

10 years ago
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definitely

10 years ago
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me me me! fast fast fast i said FAST lil biach!

10 years ago
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Invite me lolliepops?

10 years ago
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Damn, this 18+ rule. I'd handle the stuff (probably), but I'm not old enough.

Conspiracy!

10 years ago
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Ilumiti cumfird

10 years ago
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Sad part is he's probably more mature than most of HERETICAL Giveaways! May consider making an exception...... then again may not.

10 years ago
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When I was a kid I used to wrap up my hamster with a tape and do some fun stuff :P I'm still enjoying it these days but recently I ran out of hamsters. Anyone have a spare furry friend I could lend? I'll return it, I promise!

10 years ago
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you are dumb and your dumb group is dumb.

I am not dumb so let me join your dumb group and bump up the average IQ

10 years ago
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oh what a damn stupid idea to set up a steam group like this. even waste some time on creating silly rules half the people will not even read and the other half not understand. i don't know anyone who'd want to partake in such a heresy!!!

10 years ago
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Would love to join this hot pile of garbage

10 years ago
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Invite me. I understand and accept the rules

10 years ago
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Nope, you don't

10 years ago
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First you must get us a Shrubbery, then some bananas! Then maybe some other random task, Colby can think of it.

10 years ago
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My task: kill every drug dealer in your hometown.

10 years ago
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That fucking group looks boring so please invite me

10 years ago
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Bow to the Devil, or I will invite you all into my world!

10 years ago
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Invite me you peasants so i can pillage your stinking group and take away your games!

10 years ago
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Wtf is this crappy group?!"Contains some of the worst giveaways on steamgifts"? Anyway, I allow you to me send me an invitation as I don't mind getting free games even shitty ones.

10 years ago
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Puke on you my friends

10 years ago
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Haha, but you are still not eligible! HERESY!

10 years ago
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It's not like i want to join your shitty group, but if you beg me enough i might.

10 years ago
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This is THE most retarded idea I have ever heard. It's complete bullshit.. but after all it may be fun to see bunch of douchebags creating giveaways. Count me in!

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