For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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literally worst group I have seen, if you invite me I will do my best to get you all banned, regards, dickbutt

10 years ago
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HERESY, you faggot piece of shit

10 years ago
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Dark souls? More like souls that attract retards.

10 years ago
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Everyone eligible up to this point has been invited apart from Carlest cause I am debating whether I should make him spiderman or the exception to the rule and some other random dude I am not confident about yet.

10 years ago
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houdini69 pls, just dissapear

10 years ago
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Apart from CARLEST?! I don't want to be special, I want to be the thewordthatyousayforfemaledog, because that's what everybody are! So please, let me be the thewordthatyousayforfealedog, because being special is a bit awkward. I would say more things, but well, the banhammer never sleeps...

10 years ago
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Invite me, idiot.

10 years ago
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I declined the invite.
I just saw the post...didn't read a single word, just said what needed to be said XD

10 years ago
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I can respect that!

10 years ago
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This piece of shit group should not be for anyone. Now if you invite me (or anyone), you're a bloody idiot.

10 years ago
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Too long, didn't read.
Now hope you don't mind me continuing my daily business while I'm putting my d1ck in a glass of chocolate creme and commiting vigilante justice on the bastards which stole the lovely smelling mouse milk cheese from my fridge.

10 years ago
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Yeah, fuck you, too. Fuck me? Fuck you, fuck this whole group and everyone in it. Fuck the beggars, grubbing for games, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck the Colbythedog dirtying up the clean interface of my browser. Get a fucking job!
Fuck this groups boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in their private groups, jingling their gifts on my steamgifts page. Two years in the site, still no read FAQy?
Fuck the giveaway commenters. Thanker thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and thankin'. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the heretic-hated Houdini42, strolling up and down steamgift forum in his dirty gabardine with his dandruff.
Fuck the steamtrades brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Wannabe motherfuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Gabe and CG didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break!
Fuck this whole site and everyone in it.
Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole thank you-infested place.
No. No, fuck you, Midnight. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
FUCK.

10 years ago
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I'm in.

10 years ago
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give me invite?

10 years ago
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Well got another batch in for Colby to molest. Apart from last two, not sure they got the idea yet.

10 years ago
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TL;DR, I hope that I don't get invited to that stupid group.

10 years ago
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Yo, i want an invite cum-juggler

10 years ago
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Always Angry.
All the time.
Now invite me you fukken dipshit.

10 years ago
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You better invite me to your shitty group, you asshole.

10 years ago
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More fresh meat! Hopefully these people will be ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME!

10 years ago
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Sounds like fun.

10 years ago
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not bad dickface, get me in fucker

10 years ago
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seriously what a fucktard you are. You think anyone who is defined as "normal" want to join your group for retarded idiots who will do eveyrthing including asslicking to get any shitty one game? All of those greedy suckers are pathetic and you should be banned for making topic like this one. Stupid faggot who thinks it's cool to invite some copycat who uses dolan style to make some sentences "funny". + dolan shit is like 4 years old and it used to be funny. Go fuck yourself with yuor mommys dildo, I don't want to join your pathetic group.

10 years ago
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invite me you cock sucking bitch

10 years ago
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I need to start an ice bucket challenge for you and your members, but I need in to see how much help I'm going to need.

10 years ago
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invite me, i haz brainz fo sales

10 years ago
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Well invited the last batch. Wonder if these peeps can last longer than a day without getting BLAM'D?

10 years ago
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I guess my cock was too big for the group since I got kicked for being better than your worthless ass.

10 years ago
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You broke the rules therefore you were BLAM'D as a HERETIC!

But since you had the guts to insult me open like this I will reinvite.

10 years ago
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Well excuse me while I fuck this guy.

10 years ago
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Hi there! Can i get a fucking invite? I want to insult thoose dickheads :D

10 years ago
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