For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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I already had some fucking conflicts with some gay ass veteran members who think they are gracious fuck with 40$ giveaways in like a year. And you know what, they pissed me off. I myself am a very dynamic person and I cant just stfu and cover my ears. I need to say fuck you, you gay ass pricks so I want to join and let some steam off ahhh yes and give some games to some retards...

So give me a fucking invite, will ya?

10 years ago
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Well apparently I got kicked because I forgot the mutha fuckin' protocol one time, well shit on me! It's your loss as none of ya cock stains is fit to lick the sweat off my taint anyways.

10 years ago
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Commit HERESY and you get BLAM'D such are the ways and rules of this group!

10 years ago
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If u invite me to your shitty group u better not give shitty giveaways. Shit. Shit? Shit.

10 years ago
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Oh I give this attempt a D- you can do better.

Firstly is it too difficult for you dim brain to type out three measly letters? Y O U it takes possibly 1/32nd of a second more to type increases the readability of your insults.

Secondly switch things up a bit use a thesaurus if need be but saying "shit" five times... not the best insult. for example "If you invite me to your shitty group u better not give smelly dung ridden giveaways. Crap. excrement? fecal matter." is much better then your original.

Proper insults take time, keep working at it, I'm sure you can learn to be a rude crude and obnoxious as any heretic if you try.

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A message there from our Chief Librarian Ceebers there. Librarian in the sense that he stamps books with your face and throws books at you.

Also not invited cause I seriously cannot find your name.

10 years ago
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Invited all eligible HERETICS to this point, or whoever I could be bothered inviting.

10 years ago
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Fuck me, fuck you, I am in you fuckers .i.

10 years ago
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Fuck me! Fuck you! Oh yeah says who?

10 years ago
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invite me if you dont want to be raped in your sleep

10 years ago
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Wow people actually want in this group again?

10 years ago
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Not sure if they like shitty giveaways or being abused

10 years ago
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They want to join my HYPED giveaway

10 years ago
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This group is so shit I want to join only to laugh at everyone.

9 years ago
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Who would even come up with something like this?!

9 years ago
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Waiting for invite while chilling with your mom

9 years ago
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Fuck you. Can I get an invite to this bullshit group ?

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9 years ago
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i got cancer just from reading your idea, gonna die anyway invite me wanka

9 years ago
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if you invite me i will make you gaben !

9 years ago
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Hey asshole I'm in

9 years ago
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houdini, i don´t like you. i never liked you.
because you are heresy.
that said, don´t call me again, and pls, don´t invite me into your group.
it sucks to see this group.
bah
i´m outa here

9 years ago
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Invite me , Mierda

9 years ago
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haha no.

9 years ago
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No ?

9 years ago
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You should be happy you can still use this site right now, for right now, lufer. So stop begging for more of what you are not deserving of.

9 years ago
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It was a mistake. Now excuse me as I did with others

9 years ago
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Give it time and all *might be forgiven, but you must first serve out your sentence. Which you have yet to do. Until then, stop begging to be somewhere you will most likely only do the same thing.

9 years ago
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This group idea is a joke, and a bad one. Welcome to MEHville, population: Houdini42 and friends.

Am I doing it right Captain Cunt ?

9 years ago
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This group idea is a joke, and a bad one. Welcome to MEHville, population: Houdini42 and friends.

Am I doing it right Captain Cunt ?

9 years ago
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If I can insult the crap outta everyone, invite my ass! You should giveaway a "Hatred" game copy for the first giveaway tho, to share the hate you got over all these assholes answering. I mean seriously, f*ck to you all modafokers!

(Question, if you are not that much of a freaking asshole, can you tell me if people can write stuff deemed "bad works" like those I had to foken censure? I'm saying like, are they legal here in SG and on your crappy ass group?)

Also, I came late because I DON'T CARE about your life issues or watever the f*ck u wrote on your post.

9 years ago
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You and this group are a fucking disgrace. I want in.

9 years ago
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@$^%&W#!!!!!!!
I will not stoop so low as to insult anyone, you !$$#$%&^%^ $@%^%U*# @$%%^&$!!!
You can go and cry you eyes out, #$^% @#$%$, but I will never drop my standards like that! ;P

9 years ago
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Whatever, you used-up, methed-out tweaker |

9 years ago
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Do know you are already part of this group scrub?

9 years ago
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stop touching yourself at night scrub its time you got a life don't you think you godamn cumrag ?

9 years ago
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That sounds better than going to therapy... Is there any spot left if your stupid group? If so I'd like to join, not that I would enjoy it but ya know...

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