For people that hate giveways.

Since I am an Angry Belligerent Git that hates pretty much everyone and everything, I have decided to make a giveaway group which took me half an hour to make - 5 minutes to set up the group, 25 minutes to study and write up about the history of cheese - for people who want to insult people both taking part and providing giveaways.

Now rules and requirements of this giveaway group:

Rules are that instead of leaving "thank you" messages on each group giveaway, you leave either insulting, insane or interesting messages directed at the person providing the giveaway. You and he/she/it/cat that somehow managed to take over a computer and use steamgifts, should not take anything personally and do it all in good fun.

Requirements to join this group are CV $30.01+, you are aged 18+ (as things will be expected to get crazy and I do not fancy playing daddy/Judge Judy/second relation on your aunt's husband cousin side, if you cannot handle or understand what is going on and fact there will be mature content) and be prepared not to take anything personally but hurl massive amounts of abuse at strangers.

REQUIREMENTS EDIT: As of the 04/03/2015 (correct fucking calendar) HERETICAL Giveaways will not accept those who find themselves BLAM'D back in for at least a week as well as make a giveaway upon returning for their mistake. Current applicants don't have to worry about that.

I will let this thread run for a day to see what kind of enthusiasm there is for a giveaway group like this, and add whoever wants to join when I wake up tomorrow. Plan is to have a cap of 300-500 members dependent on the response here.

Also try searching for your fucking name why don't you? Really if it is impossible to find you do you really expect me to send you an invite?

What it is like joining this group:

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10 years ago*

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Please invite me

9 years ago
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Heresy Detector™ going off here

9 years ago
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Good man. Suffer not the HERETIC to live.

9 years ago
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Shitty idea. Invite me.

9 years ago
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yeah your group sucks. I'd still like an invite just to insult the group members though

9 years ago
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Pathetic group. Don't dare inviting me....

What? I tried! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

9 years ago
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Your idea is terribly stupid, good grief it look intelligent compare to you, it make me want to join that useless shitty group

9 years ago
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i want join :( Bitch

9 years ago
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Let me in, you terrible human being.

9 years ago
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9 years ago
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Why would anyone want to join this shitty group?The whole idea sucks. (Count me in)

9 years ago
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I'm interested in your half-baked group. You seem like a friggin feisty fireball of furious fanaticism.

And for your perverse pleasure, or torment (either way) ...
9 Insults from Around the World

9 years ago
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Mother fucker let me fucking into this fucking group right now fucking damn it
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9 years ago
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B-b-baka! it's not like I wanted to join anyway!

9 years ago
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This is like committing a war crime in a church during a funeral on a Whopper Wednesday!!! (Sign me up).

9 years ago
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Everyone eligible up till this point will get invited. EMPRAH knows why they want in, Colby is just going to molest half of them and bear will be given the rest to feast on.

9 years ago
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Is this the group with all the losers? I wouldn't join this pitiful group if you payed me. I doubt that anyone in it is over 18 years old (like myself) since only the naive can be fooled in to joining a group void of any intelligence. If I were to join, I would be like a super intelligent giant surrounded by tiny little ants with hemispherectomies.

9 years ago
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i would like to join

9 years ago
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This is where I wish Yeliena still had her Picard avatar.... and was in my group so I could bring her here right now.

9 years ago
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For an epic double facepalm I assume ?

9 years ago
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i already join the group, but i thought it would be nice to come here telling you all that your just piece of french cheese not even worth the number of fuck id give to bad ratz, thanks for your comprehension.

9 years ago
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Like the idea, but be prepared for The Ultimate Insult (Monkey Island style ;) )

9 years ago
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God, I already replied to this thread 4 months ago with this and haven't seen an invite:

"God, what a bunch of infected horse faeces. The group, this thread, heck, just coming here made my hands brown and nasty. An invite would feel special, like syphilis-scented farts blasted right up your nostrils - fresh from the source."

How in the hell am I not eligible with such a wonderful comment? Come on already crapbasket, invite my raggedy old ass.

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Either you replied to someone (which I ignore) and did not post your separate comment or deleted your invite accidentally.

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I don't do chain replies to other's posts to post my own unique replies to a thread, ever. I find it insanely retarded and annoying when people do that.

You can find my original comment on page 9.

9 years ago
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Well just invited whoever was left eligible. Guess some people must have heard of giftception which means every newfag is going to suddenly want to join after reading this comment.

9 years ago
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Fuckity fuckin' fuck, I suddenly want to join!

9 years ago
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add me ?

9 years ago
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Why?

9 years ago
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becouse i want be in this group ? :D i have good cv and good age :D

9 years ago
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That is not good enough.

9 years ago
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you : 12 ($197.88)

my cv: 15 ($219.85)

9 years ago
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My level 4, yours level 2. I also do not tend to make giveaways for bundle games, I just hand out the codes. In fact if I was to make a giveaway on SteamGifts for every giveaway I have gifted my CV would be far closer to around $2000. ;)

However CV is not the point here; you have made it clear you do not understand this group at all.

9 years ago
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ok just fuck you

9 years ago
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Now you're getting it!

9 years ago
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.Requirements to join this group are CV $0.01+

NOT na-na- na-na boo boo, mine is bigger than you.

9 years ago*
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Invite me to your shitty group dickhead

9 years ago
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Your group sucks so much that i want in.

9 years ago
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Invite me or I´ll burn your village to the ground, salt the earth and rape all your women and goats. Also Street Fighter the movie sucks more that Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren and American Sniper combined!

9 years ago
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Don't tell me your crudely drawn avatar is supposed to be an imperial commissar! I didn't care to read all that bullshit and thought you are General Bison. Well Space Wolves give a fuck what the empire says. Only the Emperor can tell us what to do and he has been muted for shittalking on CoD for the last 10k years. Now kindly go fuck yourselves.

9 years ago
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You should definitely get invited since you are two people interacting within the same confines of an existence. Two for the price of one commenting situation.

9 years ago
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lol, it's like the ultimate tsundere group.

9 years ago
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No it is the sheer utter downright contempt group.

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